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Kento

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Ifallalot said:
My best troll was banned and i'm still not happy about it
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Scott Basswas a Nazi
He liked to play SS
He had a picture of Laird, the boy
Tucked in his wetsuit vest

[Verse 2]
Well, he would string up your mama
I'm sure he would torture with your pop
I'm sure he would march you up to the wall
I'm sure he would hang you by your left ball

[Chorus]
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 3]
Scott Bass slaughtered our troll brothers
Burned their usernames and raped their passwords
Now he has given them the hipster's brand
Live by this, or death by funboard

He was a Nazi
He's not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 4]
Scott Bass slayed a lot of trolls in the war
We don't give a fuck about Scott anymore
We know his tale of volume and paddle
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore

[Chorus]
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 5]
Scott Bass carried an SUP paddle
Didn't like us reds and fags that didn't tattle
Great oarer mod had so much nerve
Modded much longer than he deserved
[Chorus]
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Life evened the score
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi

[Verse 6]
Late troll of GWS or keenfish dies
Funboard propaganda legitimized
Hypocrite coward never trolled a real troll
When I see Scott, I'm ashamed to be Sonny_Bono

[Verse 7]
Death bed Oarer of this you avowed
If Laird's alive, you're roastin' now
Well, Scott, we ain't got no regrets
As long as you foiled a long and painful wave

[Chorus]
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Snaking evened the score
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Snaking evened the score
 
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keenfish

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Sharkbiscuit said:
You're high if you think Bassy was better than the current mods. Bassy nuked my handle and an entire women's event thread because I straddled his vessel with a broadside, scoring hits on the waterproof iphone arm holster and helmet, while SPECIFICALLY leaving the DVS fish not only untouched, but directly praised.

The shaping events were cool. The moderation was tool.
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Kento said:
Scott Basswas a Nazi
He liked to play SS
He had a picture of Laird, the boy
Tucked in his wetsuit vest

[Verse 2]
Well, he would string up your mama
I'm sure he would torture with your pop
I'm sure he would march you up to the wall
I'm sure he would hang you by your left ball

[Chorus]
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 3]
Scott Bass slaughtered our troll brothers
Burned their usernames and raped their passwords
Now he has given them the hipster's brand
Live by this, or death by funboard

He was a Nazi
He's not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 4]
Scott Bass slayed a lot of trolls in the war
We don't give a fuck about Scott anymore
We know his tale of volume and paddle
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore

[Chorus]
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evened the score
He was a Nazi
Not anymore
He was a Nazi

[Verse 5]
Scott Bass carried an SUP paddle
Didn't like us reds and fags that didn't tattle
Great oarer mod had so much nerve
Modded much longer than he deserved
[Chorus]
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Life evened the score
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi

[Verse 6]
Late troll of GWS or keenfish dies
Funboard propaganda legitimized
Hypocrite coward never trolled a real troll
When I see Scott, I'm ashamed to be Sonny_Bono

[Verse 7]
Death bed Oarer of this you avowed
If Laird's alive, you're roastin' now
Well, Scott, we ain't got no regrets
As long as you foiled a long and painful wave

[Chorus]
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Snaking evened the score
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Snaking evened the score
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You do this at work?
 
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StuAzole

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So how’d that first issue of Surfer do? Bet it went over like a lead balloon.
 
Pico

Pico

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Swallow Tail said:
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rumor has it they’re gonna name da baby ThrusterNut.





Edited: there/they’re typo, grammar important!
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“For a long time, women were like, this is a gorgeous guy, he's got money, he's got BDE, et cetera, et cetera. I think he's still, even though he's 78 years old, he still identifies primarily as a somebody who is attractive. And he looks at her and he's like, she's attractive too.

We're the same type of person.

With her, he's like fourth wife, perhaps.

is the type of black woman or the type of woman of color that if he had any exposure to them at all, which again, he does not, he would have given a pass.


And she doesn't want his pass.

I think there's this tension of we're the same type of people because I'm telling you, this guy is not as the political animal people make him out to be. He's like, are you rich or are you hot? That's just the matrix.


“This is not to diminish all the other brilliant qualities that has, but he primarily looks across and he sees this attractive woman insulting him. And the moment she said that people walk out of your rallies, it was done. He was so hurt.

He wasn't angry. He was like, how dare you? We're the same.

You're supposed to like me. How dare you? And the other thing about saying how many million people fired him.

And I think it's just beyond all of her identity stuff. I think like on a really primordial level, he's like, this is a good looking woman who is not wowed by me. What do I do?

And he can never overcome that. And that's why he hasn't come up with a good nickname for her.


Because he likes her.

That's why he was like, did you see the Time magazine cover? They made her look so beautiful. She looked like wife 3


“She knows how to handle a Pig in politics and in business.

A man who expects her to engage with him in a certain way and to leverage that to her benefit. She didn't wake up fine yesterday. She's been fine, like literally the whole life.”


“And stares him down in a way that he probably finds a bit attractive. But he's also like, you're trying to take my job. I don't want to go to prison.”

He has a crush on her.



From What Now? with Trevor Noah
 
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