Hydrodynamica x Joel Jitsu

[afoaf]

wait, so they are stillllllllll making the hydrodynamica movie?

I mean....sshhhhit...is anyone even still humping Simmons' ghosts' leg?

by the time this thing comes out we'll all be riding foils anyway....

 

[menobrah]

I believe that RK's nickname in these parts of the NE is professor gloomenthol.

 

[One-Off]

Joel does indeed surf like a girl, imo:

RK's surfing is pretty manly if you ask me.

ps for an old dude. Better than Joelle.

 

[SlicedFeet]

Big Farking Whoop

Let Joel needle here and there on a loss. He is entitled to it, but for everyone else, go kick rocks. We have all had sh!t go south (I know nothing of the situation, or know either of the two, or they of me) but it doesn’t sound it was intentional. sh!t haplens., especially in the surf industry…unless drugs are involved…but that‘s all legal now.

While we are needling people…to the old owner of The Board Box in Pacific Beach…Fsrk Off…I had two boards on consigmnet in your shop, came back from a Hawaii trip.. you sold the shop…new owner knew nothing of the boards…I still think of giving you a shiner to this day…

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

Until the philosophy which hold one race superior
And another
Inferior
Is finally
And permanently
Discredited
And abandoned
Everywhere is war
Me say war

That until there no longer
First class and second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of a man's skin
Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights
Are equally guaranteed to all
Without regard to race
Dis a war

That until that day
The dream of lasting peace
World citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued
But never attained
Now everywhere is war - war

And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes
That hold our brothers in Angola
In Mozambique
South Africa
Sub-human bondage
Have been toppled
Utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war
Me say war

War in the east
War in the west
War up north
War down south
War - war
Rumours of war
And until that day
The African continent
Will not know peace
We Africans will fight - we find it necessary
And we know we shall win
As we are confident
In the victory

Of good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah!

War - Bob Marley


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

There is only one race, the human race.

All the rest is nationalities and nationalisms.

And of course, the rampantly ignorant expounding on their ignorant knowledge... Divide and Conquer.

Dividi Vinci - Juvenal

Period.

 

[GromsDad]

While we are needling people…to the old owner of The Board Box in Pacific Beach…Fsrk Off…I had two boards on consigmnet in your shop, came back from a Hawaii trip.. you sold the shop…new owner knew nothing of the boards…I still think of giving you a shiner to this day…

Hunt him down and give karma.

 

[Havoc]

Joel does indeed surf like a girl, imo:

Here he uses a giant egg crutch to get set waves @lowers and do no spray at all swoops, WOW! amazing...

(spoiler alert, that vid is weak and don't watch past kelly falling and joel's weak 2 waves)

I'm not bitter at all that he has burned me a bunch...

ive seen girls surf better than him lol. Incredible that he is a pro. Gives hope to the adult learner crowd lol

 

[SurfMission]

One guy smokes too much pot.
One guy sniffs too much blow.

Just another day in La Jolla.

 

[GromsDad]

ive seen girls surf better than him lol. Incredible that he is a pro. Gives hope to the adult learner crowd lol

These days 12 year old girls surf better than that.

 

[waxfoot]

Until the philosophy which hold one race superior
And another
Inferior
Is finally
And permanently
Discredited
And abandoned
Everywhere is war
Me say war

That until there no longer
First class and second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of a man's skin
Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights
Are equally guaranteed to all
Without regard to race
Dis a war

That until that day
The dream of lasting peace
World citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued
But never attained
Now everywhere is war - war

And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes
That hold our brothers in Angola
In Mozambique
South Africa
Sub-human bondage
Have been toppled
Utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war
Me say war

War in the east
War in the west
War up north
War down south
War - war
Rumours of war
And until that day
The African continent
Will not know peace
We Africans will fight - we find it necessary
And we know we shall win
As we are confident
In the victory

Of good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah!

War - Bob Marley


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

There is only one race, the human race.

All the rest is nationalities and nationalisms.

And of course, the rampantly ignorant expounding on their ignorant knowledge... Divide and Conquer.

Dividi Vinci - Juvenal

Period.

The f*ck?

 

[rts265]

Someone’s been spending too much time with joel lol

 

[afoaf]

RK's surfing is pretty manly if you ask me.

ps for an old dude. Better than Joelle.

NURSSSSSSSING IT!!!!

I guess if all you rode are those rail catching blobs you'd get pretty good after a while....

 

[PRCD]

RK's surfing is pretty manly if you ask me.

ps for an old dude. Better than Joelle.

Great surfer, but he would be better if he rode a board that wasn't just a glassed blank. IOW, he needs a real boar rather than a novelty boar.

I have an old El Tomo too so I'm not just a hater.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

RK rips.

In all seriousness - at 60 he could outsurf Joel any day.

Seeing him in action is an example of true mastery.

 

[maybe]

Joel is just so easy to dislike on a number of levels - we've been over this ad nauseam. There's a reason why he needed to take up BJJ.

Kenvin is one of those underground, world-class surfers dating back to the early 80's. Dude will still out-surf nearly everyone on here talking sh!t about him. Unfortunately, it looks like him and his wife are pretty lame as well if what McCallum and others have said is true.

If Joel is such a bad-ass blackbelt, why didn't he just make a personal visit down to La Jolla and square up, instead of blowing it up on the Internet? Of course, these pseudo pro surfers love seeing their names online - feeds the ego.

Narcissistic Clowns.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

The f*ck?

wasn't responding to the thread,as i could really give a ratz azz about grown men acting like highschool teens...

more so to casa's posting of the old dude's wife's insta post...

http://instagr.am/p/CRKWVeTHFTo/
insist, only one race. Humans. All the rest, division, racism... Nationalism disguised as something else.

 

[waxfoot]

wasn't responding to the thread,as i could really give a ratz azz about grown men acting like highschool teens...

more so to casa's posting of the old dude's wife's insta post...

http://instagr.am/p/CRKWVeTHFTo/
insist, only one race. Humans. All the rest, division, racism... Nationalism disguised as something else.

Ah ok, thanks. It is now clear as mud.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

Ah ok, thanks. It is now clear as mud.

(click on her post, read it, then maybe...)

Perfect, just like life.

Just how I like it.

Easy is for puzzies.

Life is hard.

 

[Truth]

both rk and joel are clowns
heads too big and too cool for school

mcallum is the real deal - solo surfer no ego and great businessman

 

[GromsDad]

wasn't responding to the thread,as i could really give a ratz azz about grown men acting like highschool teens...

more so to casa's posting of the old dude's wife's insta post...

http://instagr.am/p/CRKWVeTHFTo/
insist, only one race. Humans. All the rest, division, racism... Nationalism disguised as something else.

She seems like a real POS. Trying to hide behind race in a dispute over money is a Bullsheit thing to do. Everyone involved in this saga seems like complete azzholes.