Funny, in an ironic way, I guess.... you described the exact reasons I felt lacking in America which drove me to leave, as your reasons to prefer American global domination.
America is "dysfunctionally corrupt and inefficient" to a point where IMHO it cannot ever be fauxed.
Also, the whole "having some sort of true rule of law, fumbling but overall effective and reliable civil services, enforceable contracts, and real recourse if someone does you dirty" really depends on who you are, what zip code you live in and most importantly how many millions you have freed up to invest in attorneys.
If you don't believe me, just ask any poor person that has been "done dirty" over and over and over by Americas most beloved citizens of all... Corporations.