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Here's one for you ball-less rodents
- Thread starter Sharky
- Start date
How do you go about measuring hamster balls?
Asking for a fellow poster...
Asking for a fellow poster...
Duct tape.
There’s a Checo’s showbar in Lázaro Cárdenas story behind this that can only be told in person.
My dogs balls retracted from the cold once.
me and my girlfriend were like whered they go?!
me and my girlfriend were like whered they go?!
My balls were hanging low and toasty in many layers of clothing unlike my dogs.
why are you so curious about my balls?
So you were just rhetorically thinking about my balls?The fact that you replied....
Does that mean you’re still thinking about my balls?You responded again....
Well, you keep bringing them up....
I don't think anyone can stop thinking about them now.
Big balls are over rated.
Small balls are way better. Trust me on this.
”He’s a great guy but I wish his balls were bigger.” Said no girl ever.
Small balls are way better. Trust me on this.
”He’s a great guy but I wish his balls were bigger.” Said no girl ever.
I heard one of these once.
It was between swells at P-Squaw so a few o' the crew cruised down to Lazaro to get loose. Of course I stayed and waxed 'em up because I could finally have a sniff without shitting myself and getting fucking crushed on rando paddle outs.
Said everywhere they went they showed up, started getting female attention, and got told to fugoff and stop getting female attention, lest they get male attention.
I was told balls retracted into torso and nobody got their dick wet. Or their heads cut off.
I love Charles Bukowski's line in Ham on Rye...
he's talking about being in the locker room changing for gym and they're measuring dicks....he was disappointed that he didn't have the biggest dick, but was pleased by the fact that his balls were twice the size of anyone else's
he's talking about being in the locker room changing for gym and they're measuring dicks....he was disappointed that he didn't have the biggest dick, but was pleased by the fact that his balls were twice the size of anyone else's