Here's how the Chinese virus probably started

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1. The Chinese bio-weapons lab bought animals with government money.
2. Chinese scientists infected the animals with various coronavirus strains.
3. At least one animal survived until the experiment ended.
4. One of the scientists sold the animal(s) to a vendor at the Wuhan wet market, and pocketed the cash.
5. The vendor sold it to some poor unsuspecting slub.
6. The slub ate the animal and got sick.

China has already said that COVID19 came into the market from outside of the market.
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Billy Ocean

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I think it’s plausible that it emerged organically in China, but then once China realized they would become destabilized from it, they affirmatively took steps to spread it to rival nations as a defense to their own vulnerability
 
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No gay sex angle?

What if the old Chinese scientist was gay and he traded the infected bat for a BJ from a young sexy Asian gay man who worked in the market?

I have an image of the old scientist in a white lab coat on the back of the young man's scooter.

They are racing through the traffic of Wuhan laughing.

Then they are in the countryside.

The scooter is parked by a river with a distant bridge.

They throw down a blanket in the grass.

Before they make love, the old scientist reaches into his lab coat.

In mandarin he says, "I have something for you."

The young man, who is very handsome and so young, the dewy glow of youth still on his skin, looks on, curious, his facial expression, saying, What?

It is some kind of small dead animal in a plastic bag.

A bat?
 
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No gay sex angle?

What if the old Chinese scientist was gay and he traded the infected bat for a BJ from a young sexy Asian gay man who worked in the market?

I have an image of the old scientist in a white lab coat on the back of the young man's scooter.

They are racing through the traffic of Wuhan laughing.

Then they are in the countryside.

The scooter is parked by a river with a distant bridge.

They throw down a blanket in the grass.

Before they make love, the old scientist reaches into his lab coat.

In mandarin he says, "I have something for you."

The young man, who is very handsome and so young, the dewy glow of youth still on his skin, looks on, curious, his facial expression, saying, What?

It is some kind of small dead animal in a plastic bag.

A bat?
I like this story better.

It's way more plausible.
 

obslop

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I think it’s plausible that it emerged organically in China, but then once China realized they would become destabilized from it, they affirmatively took steps to spread it to rival nations as a defense to their own vulnerability
strong tin foil.

respect.
 

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1. The Chinese bio-weapons lab bought animals with government money.
2. Chinese scientists infected the animals with various coronavirus strains.
3. At least one animal survived until the experiment ended.
4. One of the scientists sold the animal(s) to a vendor at the Wuhan wet market, and pocketed the cash.
5. The vendor sold it to some poor unsuspecting slub.
6. The slub ate the animal and got sick.

China has already said that COVID19 came into the market from outside of the market.
.

Why believe the unnumbered statement yet believe 1-6?
 
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1. The Chinese bio-weapons lab bought animals with government money.
2. Chinese scientists infected the animals with various coronavirus strains.
3. At least one animal survived until the experiment ended.
4. One of the scientists sold the animal(s) to a vendor at the Wuhan wet market, and pocketed the cash.
5. The vendor sold it to some poor unsuspecting slub.
6. The slub ate the animal and got sick.

China has already said that COVID19 came into the market from outside of the market.
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WHEN ARE THE LIBERAL FAGGOT PANTY-WASTES GOING TO GET THIS THROUGH THEIR LITTLE PIN-SIZED HEADS?
 

Billy Ocean

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strong tin foil.

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there was some sketch sh!t reported in Boston several weeks ago about a Chinese national employee of Biogen who tested positive and then fled to China. A Biogen conference in Cambridge touched off a major contagion in the northeast. It’s not absurd that this person was a Chinese spy
 
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obslop

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there was some sketch sh!t reported in Boston several weeks ago about a Chinese national employee of Biogen who tested positive and then fled to China. A Biogen conference in Cambridge touched off a major contagion in the northeast. It’s not absurd that this person was a Chinese spy
i'm not sure about that but i think there is a possibility of a financial shadow war in regard to how the financial markets have been behaving.
 
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