Getting sick of this flatness!!

hammies

Miki Dora status
Apr 8, 2006
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This fall has sucked in my area. Day after day of perfect sunny warm glassy light offshores and ZERO waves! And I've had opportunity/time to grab a few, and my back has been feeling good lately. Grrr.....
 

afoaf

Duke status
Jun 25, 2008
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This fall has sucked in my area. Day after day of perfect sunny warm glassy light offshores and ZERO waves! And I've had opportunity/time to grab a few, and my back has been feeling good lately. Grrr.....
pretty sunsets though, eh?
 

studog

Duke status
Jan 15, 2003
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it's going last at least another week+ longer. nothing significant in the models. damn cockblocking high pressure system
 

~rwright~

Billy Hamilton status
Apr 14, 2015
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Los Angeles~California!
Yep,
it is FLAT!
So what, though!!!

Go free~divin', it's lobster season, vis' is fantastic!
Or spearfish, get some fresh halibut for din~din!
Or paddle that sup, or that Bark paddle~board, or your kayak, get-cha some conditionin' in...
Or go drink a beer, read a new book, or re~read an ol' favorite...

Or maybe just have fun hangin' with your chick, your family+friends,
before thee next swell sure~ly arrives, for it will indeed hit mine,
+ yourz, shore~line soon...
:drowning:

PS ~ Saw me 'nother shark in thee air today, 'bout 9:04 am,
that woulda been 10:04 am a few dayz ago, as i doubt Mr or Miss shark~ie
changes their clock for Standard Time,
but what do i know?

You can not see this shark breach on Surfie-line's cam, so don't bother lookin'.
But it was kinda neat to see another shark, in~the~air, as i stood in waist high water
+ washed thee sand off some swim~fins:
Whoop, err whoomp, there it is!!!!
Yow~za...
;)


PSS ~ Below:
vvvvvvvvvvvv
Wa~Ga!!!
Get Some!
Thankz for thee laugh!
Hahahahaha!
:shaka:
 
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rowjimmytour

Phil Edwards status
Feb 7, 2009
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Rbeach
Flat even Jalama just got a annual pass few weeks back only one fun day on my Alpha Omega and now its not even long boardable in town....
 

SrPato

Miki Dora status
Jul 12, 2005
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San Buena Ventura
I found a new way to beat the flatness by picking up one of these bad boys! On sale for $99 on Amazon. Took it out at lunchtime yesterday at a local beach and scored the following: 6 bottle caps, 4 tent stakes, one Mayo packet, a hand full of pop tops and metal Candy wrapper with several Spree candies inside. I'm going back today. Detector.jpg
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Boneroni

Tom Curren status
Mar 5, 2012
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Lol, a mayo packet!

I've taken to running during the flatness. I even committed with coworkers to run a race.
Fck. Please waves come soon!
 

Mr Doof

Duke status
Jan 23, 2002
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San Francisco, CA
About 6 months back, requested these past 5 days off, thinking, ah, first weekend of November waves.

Then, when it finally got here, spent it in the mountains instead.

The Sierra is almost always a good time, so yay, but boy howdy, would have preferred waves.

Great conditions but no olas.