Ever pooned a non blood related cousin?

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my 1st cousin had a crush on me when she was younger. It was weird but innocent and funny, and we'd laugh about it (my aunt/uncle, my parents, me). Then she blossomed into a major DD (maybe triple?) boobed no filter steampunk type on social media and one day sent me a weird suggestive message on FB so I deleted her from my contact list, phone, IG etc. If you're savvy you can find her 3d's, almost 1/2m clicked videos on YT with all the pervy comments.
fuck that sh!t.......pm me the direct link
 

ElOgro

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Jeez abalone, I at least said I would if I could but it wouldn’t be worth slow emasculation with a dull machete. Or worse. By either side of the equation.

You’re right there with keenfish in Newport, I can’t think of a better moral guide.
 
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I screwed my friends sisters.

They would be all, "Hey, man, don't screw my sister."

I would be like, "Sure."

Then when they found out and got mad, I say. "Screw my sister!" :monkey:

So just know if we meet ITRW and you have a hot sister, I will try to fuck her.

I'm just warning you right now.

It's not personal
 
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my 1st cousin had a crush on me when she was younger. It was weird but innocent and funny, and we'd laugh about it (my aunt/uncle, my parents, me). Then she blossomed into a major DD (maybe triple?) boobed no filter steampunk type on social media and one day sent me a weird suggestive message on FB so I deleted her from my contact list, phone, IG etc. If you're savvy you can find her 3d's, almost 1/2m clicked videos on YT with all the pervy comments.
PM SENT
 

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HAHA, can't do anything about my age(62), or the culture of my generation. Words you could freely say when I was younger can no longer be said. I guess you can't say "broads" anymore. Once I offended a female sales rep by asking her "How's tricks?" Innocent but she thought I was implying she was a hooker.

I've never had a pinky ring or regularly smoked cigars. But woke I'm not. And I've never banged a cousin, blood related or not. You've got guys talking about backdooring their cousins but jump on the old guy who says broads. Sheesh, broads....

Broads? What, are you 85 years old?
 
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HAHA, can't do anything about my age(62), or the culture of my generation. Words you could freely say when I was younger can no longer be said. I guess you can't say "broads" anymore. Once I offended a female sales rep by asking her "How's tricks?" Innocent but she thought I was implying she was a hooker.

I've never had a pinky ring or regularly smoked cigars. But woke I'm not. And I've never banged a cousin, blood related or not. You've got guys talking about backdooring their cousins but jump on the old guy who says broads. Sheesh, broads....
About 15 years ago, I was on a flight to South America and accidentally called one of the airline girls 'stewardess' without realizing the error of my ways. I got a nice lecture from her on why that's no longer acceptable. :foreheadslap:
 

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I would have, given the opportunity, had, in the parlance of William Jefferson Clinton, "sexual relations," with any number of daughters of guys my mom dated. One guy in Seal Beach had three super hot daughters...
 

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I would have, given the opportunity, had, in the parlance of William Jefferson Clinton, "sexual relations," with any number of daughters of guys my mom dated. One guy in Seal Beach had three super hot daughters...
Step-Mom and Step-Sister porn is a thing for a reason :dancing:
 
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WHAT TEH FK ARE YOU SAYING!??!?!

this is miles beyond any 20w nonsense...
Every night bru. He'll post 5 or 6 replies in a row on the same thread, within a few minutes. Then he'll delete two of them. One or two posts with have just the quote with no text of his own, and the other two will be nonsensical.

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ElOgro

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Every night bru. He'll post 5 or 6 replies in a row on the same thread, within a few minutes. Then he'll delete two of them. One or two posts with have just the quote with no text of his own, and the other two will be nonsensical.

:foreheadslap:
You triggered him with the MotoGP stepsisterfucker.