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MJOJunkie

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You f-sticks didn't think a leaning tower of right pizza could like George did you :beer:

George= fu cking genius of great proportions
 

Kento

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MJOJunkie said:
You f-sticks didn't think a leaning tower of right pizza could like George did you :beer:

George= fu cking genius of great proportions
What do you think about his "religion is bullshit" routine?
 

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Kento said:
MJOJunkie said:
You f-sticks didn't think a leaning tower of right pizza could like George did you :beer:

George= fu cking genius of great proportions
What do you think about his "religion is bullshit" routine?


And for those with too much time:

 

MJOJunkie

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Kento said:
MJOJunkie said:
You f-sticks didn't think a leaning tower of right pizza could like George did you :beer:

George= fu cking genius of great proportions
What do you think about his "religion is bullshit" routine?
Great question. Honestly, it rubs me slightly the wrong way but I don't view "religion" as the world views "religion." You might think I am a religious person but I see it quite differently.

I think this is the best definition of religion in history:

Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

James 1:27
The Beatitudes are a great guideline for life as well.

Diabeetus could be right about ol George but only George and God knows of his current residence.

flameout in 3...2...1...
 

Kento

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MJOJunkie said:
Kento said:
MJOJunkie said:
You f-sticks didn't think a leaning tower of right pizza could like George did you :beer:

George= fu cking genius of great proportions
What do you think about his "religion is bullshit" routine?
Great question. Honestly, it rubs me slightly the wrong way but I don't view "religion" as the world views "religion." You might think I am a religious person but I see it quite differently.

I think this is the best definition of religion in history:

Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

James 1:27
The Beatitudes are a great guideline for life as well.

Diabeetus could be right about ol George but only George and God knows of his current residence.

flameout in 3...2...1...
I find it interesting how much of Christianity is borrowed from Sumerian mythology (Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim), paganism (Easter, Christmas). It's all rehashed and repackaged mythology.

In regards to having a strong moral compass and being altruistic, although that verse from James is good, one does not to be religious whatsoever to live in such a manner. What I have contempt for are the self-proclaimed Christians who willfully fall far short of the model they are worshipping. Jesus would have thrown Trump and his followers into a herd of pigs.

If Joe Pesci is God, does that make Frank Vincent the Devil? And yes, I did watch GoodFellas and Casino in relatively quick succession recently. :computer:
 

MJOJunkie

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Hooly chit kento you are deeper than I thought.

I was like - did kento write this?


I'm such a knucklehead but I try my best to be less of one and not judge lest I be judged (notwithstanding telling fecal I wanted to hit a homerun with he knees with my son's 29" bat with him :smile2: ) ...I did apologize this morning so I believe it's not how ugly or nasty you are to someone (which is bad in itself) but if you can realize the error and humbly admit it. Now - the hard part will be to step back from wanting to give fecal the knee of death in the future :dancing: :monkey: :loser: :beer:
This life can be hard or easy - I'm still learning :trout:
 

Kento

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MJOJunkie said:
Hooly chit kento you are deeper than I thought.

I was like - did kento write this?


I'm such a knucklehead but I try my best to be less of one and not judge lest I be judged (notwithstanding telling fecal I wanted to hit a homerun with he knees with my son's 29" bat with him :smile2: ) ...I did apologize this morning so I believe it's not how ugly or nasty you are to someone (which is bad in itself) but if you can realize the error and humbly admit it. Now - the hard part will be to step back from wanting to give fecal the knee of death in the future :dancing: :monkey: :loser: :beer:
This life can be hard or easy - I'm still learning :trout:
Thanks. I have my moments. :hat:

Just finished reading Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins while going back and forth with this gigantic coffee table on World Mythology I got a few years back. My wife groans because she knows it's just one more category I can smoke her on in Jeopardy. :roflmao:

You're not the first person to tell Fecal off. :roflmao: He's actually got a pretty thick skin to his credit.