Ellie Jean Coffey and her girlfriend...paging VonMeister (trigger warning)

donuts

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i had a teacher in college, i always remember him saying about some bimbo we were checking out on the street:

“she’s ripe now, but not too long ‘til she’s rotten”

it kinda creeped me out then, but i’ve become more aware of the freshness expiration dates on various products now that i’m older & wiser.

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re: tattooed fat broad - ick!
 

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For a girl, having a great body.becomes more and more work with time.

The old ones with good bodies have to be a little insane to put in all the work to keep it together, and it's ultimately a loosing battle.

I think some of them get sick of guys wanting to f them. It become tiresome. Chubbing up slows down the onslaught.

--Fat old guy out!
 
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sussle

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fvvk i just threw up a little bit when i saw that last two pictures. #nauseous
agree but then have to remind myself that i don't understand tattoo culture anyway...
 

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agree but then have to remind myself that i don't understand tattoo culture anyway...
there's a joke about 'if i wanted to see some elephant legs i'll go on a safari' in this thread somewhere.
 
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donuts

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:sick: i was thinking more rhinoceros/hippopotamus hips specifically... but yeah...

is one of the tattoos supposed to be
of john wayne gacy? that’s pretty arty!
 

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any of you p()ssies know how to conjure the dead?..we need OTF to remind you of how little pepis you joto boys are. that nice thick one? oh...I aint worried about tomorow.... hell....i aint even worried about what happens fifteen minutes after i get my hands on her.

and for the record....eventhough im nit that into ink...hers im down with. be kinda cool to have an audience while i'm snorkeling my way through that fugging warm flesh ocean
 

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any of you p()ssies know how to conjure the dead?..we need OTF to remind you of how little pepis you joto boys are. that nice thick one? oh...I aint worried about tomorow.... hell....i aint even worried about what happens fifteen minutes after i get my hands on her.

and for the record....eventhough im nit that into ink...hers im down with. be kinda cool to have an audience while i'm snorkeling my way through that fugging warm flesh ocean
back in the day, the preferred technique for that situation was to roll her in flour and poke the wet spots. ymmv.
 

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You youngsters are so impractical.

You should get a large girl with lots of tattoos.

That way you have shade in the summer, heat in the winter and moving pictures all year round.

Sheesh. Thought everyone knew that.

For PPK, the orange top gal is the daughter of my Baby Pool partner from many moons ago, just to keep you abreast of things.

She's mid-20's nowadays.

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Take care.
 

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You youngsters are so impractical.

You should get a large girl with lots of tattoos.

That way you have shade in the summer, heat in the winter and moving pictures all year round.

Sheesh. Thought everyone knew that.

For PPK, the orange top gal is the daughter of my Baby Pool partner from many moons ago, just to keep you abreast of things.

She's mid-20's nowadays.

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Take care.
Me and the chick aredue fora fight soon.

naranjita like thigh ticklers?!
 

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She's already got a fan club........and a ton of friends. Couple of home-made videos here for you to perv on. LOL



Stage name is Kat Selah.

Like her Mom she's reasonably talented and not bad looking either.


Take care.