Dripping wet pussy (aka Greedy Beaver 2.0)

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speaking of drilling fleshlights...

one time when we were kids..prob 14 or just turned 15...me n my buddy surfed and had about an hour to kill before our ride back showed up. we met some girls and were hanging out on the sand everyone was kinda lounging on the sand, stomach down resting and rapping away. think he chicks believed we were 16 or 17. neither me nor my buddy saw my dad walk up behind us.

"would you guys stop playing woody-in-the-sand and load up yoru boards so we can get out of here?!"

dads. the earliest of cawk blocks.