I was fly fishing out at Benton's Crossing on the upper Owen's River a few years back and I heard my wife yell at our dog Cojo.give him some poop to roll around in
I went to see what the problem was.
For those that don't know the area, you have to cross a big cow pasture to get to the river.
Cojo had come across the biggest, wet, smelly cow pie imaginable and took a good roll in it.
He was absolutely covered in cow sh!t.
Needless to say, he went for an unexpected swim.