Do you even like your spouse?

brukuns

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Mar 5, 2014
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Having been in a relationship with the same woman for over 21 years now (I'm 38 o_O), I can say that for sure there I times when I like her and there are times when I hate her.

But I would jump in front of a train for her any of those times, because at the end of the day I love her and only want the best for her even if I don't always act accordingly. She probably thinks I just hate her though.
 

john4surf

Kelly Slater status
May 28, 2005
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Hank Williams, Jr (catch it on YouTube if unfamiliar with the song)

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

She wants to tell me where to go
Tell me what to do, tell me what to eat
And how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me

What thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy
Till it drove me to drink

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

Well, she's such a pretty thing
You'd think she's heaven sent
She's the quarrelsome kind
Love's an argument

She could yell all day
She can scream all night
I just sit there smilin'
As high as a kite

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drinking all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

This drinking buddy of mine, said he met a girl
Said she was the meanest woman in the world
I saw her pretty picture, I said, "Man, you're poking fun"
Then the day I met her, I said, "Pour me one"

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

You may look down your nose at me
Think I'm an old sorry son of a B
The only way I'm giving up
My drinking glass is if I can find a way to get her off my back

Your wife's on the phone

Little brown jug upon my lips
You're saving our love with every sip

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

Every time I get sober
She drives me out of my mind

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up, hell, I love her
 
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