Could your next surf trip be to...China?

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China has good breaks but expect to surf alone. I surfed in Laoshan (Tsingtao) in February a few years ago. Water was muddy and there was no-one in-sight. The beach break was firing though, barrel after barrel. It lasted 2hours and that's about as much surf that break must've offered that year.
 

eLmuchacho

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China is a bully anyways

Please go right ahead and explore their incredible surf potential, I hear its better than Indo

Book your 2019 2-week vacay now.
 

eLmuchacho

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Different culture, mindset...so indeed interesting question to imagine the two mixing eventually.
Let's hope not.
 

Autoprax

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Big_Ups said:
Autoprax said:
I'm going to Asia to surf in two weeks.

Just south of China.

Yay me!
You planning on spraying any jizz while there?
I sprayed so much jizz over that country last year. The B52 carpet bombing on Hanoi is 67 had nothing on me.

But maybe an agent orange comparison will be more apropo?

It was awesome and gross at the same time and all in good fun. No one was seriously injured.

Vietnam is the BEST!

If I lost my family and few friends in the US I would go there and drink myself to death for sure, and have cash left over.

Whenever I'm there I'm pretty happy.

When I landed in Saigon last year and was waiting for my connecting flight for the hinterland, I was like hell yeah! And I'm not an naturally happy person.

But they {China] will wreck it going for tourist $$$$$.

But it's not wrecked yet.

And the next global marker crash will cool their jets.

And the girls are still really sexy.

I just need an opium hook up.
 

Will there be snacks

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Autoprax said:
Big_Ups said:
Autoprax said:
I'm going to Asia to surf in two weeks.

Just south of China.

Yay me!
You planning on spraying any jizz while there?
I sprayed so much jizz over that country last year. The B52 carpet bombing on Hanoi is 67 had nothing on me.

But maybe an agent orange comparison will be more apropo?

It was awesome and gross at the same time and all in good fun. No one was seriously injured.

Vietnam is the BEST!

If I lost my family and few friends in the US I would go there and drink myself to death for sure, and have cash left over.

Whenever I'm there I'm pretty happy.

When I landed in Saigon last year and was waiting for my connecting flight for the hinterland, I was like hell yeah! And I'm not an naturally happy person.

But they {China] will wreck it going for tourist $$$$$.

But it's not wrecked yet.

And the next global marker crash will cool their jets.

And the girls are still really sexy.

I just need an opium hook up.
You should write a book.
 

Autoprax

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I had a dream last night that I had a big block of heroine.

And I was breaking off little chunks and eating as I prepared for x-mas.

Someone asked me if I wanted to shoot some up and I said, "No, I'll just eat. It's the safest way to ingest."

Even in my dreams, I'm a sensible illegal drug user.