Come on now! Your boy has knocked down some tail. Some serious poontang

afoaf

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*Hooker tip.

My best hooking experiences were with non pros, making some easy side money.

They would bone and you'd just give them money.

I don't get it...you're just offering random girls money for sex or
does the girl proposition you?

I reckon if she asks you, she's no longer "non-pro"....eh?
 

Billy Ocean

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I don't get it...you're just offering random girls money for sex or
does the girl proposition you?

I reckon if she asks you, she's no longer "non-pro"....eh?
i’m pretty curious how this comes up in conversation to be honest

Do you need to hang out with crackheads?
 

Autoprax

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I don't get it...you're just offering random girls money for sex or
does the girl proposition you?

I reckon if she asks you, she's no longer "non-pro"....eh?
No, you fook and just give her money.

No words are spoken.

Like when a mafia boss orders a hit.

By "Pro" I mean working in a whore house

This is more like they are there and you are there and you both know the deal.

I only did it a couple of times.

Last year, I was in Asia and I would hike over from my buddies place to the big resort to get massages.

He worked out a deal where you could get a massage for 20 dollars.

My friend says, "They don't give happy endings there! Leave the girls alone!"

So I go and the girl gives me a great massage for 20 and I give her a 20 dollar tip.

She is all, you come back tommrow.

So I do.

Then I keep going back and she is teasing me about having a bonder.

So the last day she is brushing my genitals and I got a super boner.

Then she puts her hand on my crotch and looks me in the eye.

I grab her hand up put it under the towel and she jacks me off.

As she's doing it, I try to pull her on to the table but she pulls away and I'm like ok cool.

But then she finishes me off.

I just paid her the regular 40 bucks.

Everything is cool.

Then that night, she texts, pleading not to tell my friend what she did because she would get fired.

I never told no one until now.

But that is example of third world fun with a non pro.

That one pleasantly surprised me because I'm out of the game now, and not on the make, and she was super cute and I didn't expect it.
 
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afoaf

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well it involves banging young compliant Vietnamese women and smoking opium so you may find something relatable :)
this is literally my dream minus creepy age differentials

I'd prefer a sexually assertive 30 something

but definitely the opium
 

Billy Ocean

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this is literally my dream minus creepy age differentials

I'd prefer a sexually assertive 30 something

but definitely the opium
its a really outstanding novel

I read it maybe 18 months ago

its the right level of literary without being too artsy

Graham Greene is great like that
 

Autoprax

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The commies got rid of opium dens in Vietnam.

I was told I need to go to Cambodia but I was in VN to surf and didn't want to get side tracked.

An Aussie we know was in VN visiting staying with my friend before me and they said he stayed in his room the whole time smoking heroin.

I was like, Damn!
 

afoaf

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The commies got rid of opium dens in Vietnam.

I was told I need to go to Cambodia but I was in VN to surf and didn't want to get side tracked.

An Aussie we know was in VN visiting staying with my friend before me and they said he stayed in his room the whole time smoking heroin.

I was like, Damn!

what are you surfing in VN? swell between taiwan and phillipines?

I'd like to grow my own poppies
 

Autoprax

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what are you surfing in VN? swell between taiwan and phillipines?

I'd like to grow my own poppies
Yes, south China Sea

On shore winds can be an issue.

But I've been three times and had a blast.

And I'm not really a fun/happy person.

I tried growing poppies but I am not good farmer. What I thought were poppies were weeds.

 
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I want to go to both Vietnam and Cambodia and eat their shithole food, as soon as this is over.

Even though my culture is moar superior.
 

afoaf

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I got some recipes.....

I have a good vietnamese chicken marinade and a pork marinade
for making banh mi

my friend makes his own pickled vietnamese carrots

I'd probably prefer to just buy them
 
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