LifeOnMars wins already. hell, he won supreme #1 asshole of the year by january 2nd.we need someone to start a thread/poll for
“SUPREME #1 ASSHOLE of the ERBB”
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colonoscopy blues
- Thread starter bonzer5fin
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Rectum?
It damn near killed him!
Had it done a couple of times with no issues. Now I just do the "Poop in a Box" routine and take it down to the Fed Ex Store with a smirk on my face.
Haven't been on the erbb for a while, how is everybody?
It damn near killed him!
Had it done a couple of times with no issues. Now I just do the "Poop in a Box" routine and take it down to the Fed Ex Store with a smirk on my face.
Haven't been on the erbb for a while, how is everybody?
I just finished prepping and I feel like I’m clean as a whistle and ready for my first anal scene. Go in at 9:30 to get the probe. My old man had a history of intestinal polyps and was on the one year plan after having 11” of his intestines removed. I’m worried I’ll be facing the same fate.
I can assure you that prepping blows way more than it sucks.Looking forward to June 13I never believed the old carps telling me how much getting old sucks, now I am starting to find out!
I'm getting my psa levels checked again soon.
My doctor said it's too early to get checked.
I'm 39. Dad died 6 months after diagnosis at 60
My doctor said it's too early to get checked.
I'm 39. Dad died 6 months after diagnosis at 60
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The drug they use to put you under was reportedly Michael Jackson's favorite.
Trippy sh!t. All of a sudden you are out, you do not dream, just nothingness. When I woke up, it could have been 5 seconds or 5,000 years. I'd imagine it's what death is like but you actually wake up.
The prep was horrible. Far worse than the actual procedure. That drink is wretched. Has to be a way to make that more palatable. The worst you'll get from the actual crapping is a numb ass from sitting so long on the throne and minor hemorrhoids (which they'll take care of while you're out).
Trippy sh!t. All of a sudden you are out, you do not dream, just nothingness. When I woke up, it could have been 5 seconds or 5,000 years. I'd imagine it's what death is like but you actually wake up.
The prep was horrible. Far worse than the actual procedure. That drink is wretched. Has to be a way to make that more palatable. The worst you'll get from the actual crapping is a numb ass from sitting so long on the throne and minor hemorrhoids (which they'll take care of while you're out).
Seems to be the consensus from what I hear.
I think last time I got a check up was 20 years ago... out of sheer stupidity too, I pay a premium for healthcare. Almost afraid of getting it out of the way now...
My fissure problem haven't gone away completely... getting a colonoscopy like that must be living hell.
A lot of the thinking has changed on how to treat all that, from a quality of life standpoint, because the treatment can be worse than the disease. My pop opted for the surgery when he was diagnosed, and spent the last 10 years of his life in a diaper, miserable. No way to go.
Tell your dr to check the PSA box on your next blood panels. If not, get a new dr.
Sorry to hear about some of the folks who have passed...
it's completely unrelated but today is the 1 month anniversary of my grandma's passing... I can only be thankful she didn't suffer much.
She was 99 years old, a few more months she would have turned 100. The pandemics in particular were hard on her mind and dementia kicked in hard... she would not recognize her own son and daughters... neither one of us to be honest but she did believe me when I told her I was her grandson... she would not believe my mom was her daughter though... how could that gray haired woman who kidnapped her be her daughter?
That wasn't easy but phisically she was awesome... never got sick... the week before she died she was sweeping the floor and doing dishes (my mom and dad would wash it all over again later but she would make a point of doing it herself, always the independent woman).
Brain aneurism popped, she was only alive a couple days to give everyone a chance to say goodbye and went out peacefully... to go at 99 years old without ever having been sick in bed is a freaking gift!
Carry on now...
it's completely unrelated but today is the 1 month anniversary of my grandma's passing... I can only be thankful she didn't suffer much.
She was 99 years old, a few more months she would have turned 100. The pandemics in particular were hard on her mind and dementia kicked in hard... she would not recognize her own son and daughters... neither one of us to be honest but she did believe me when I told her I was her grandson... she would not believe my mom was her daughter though... how could that gray haired woman who kidnapped her be her daughter?
That wasn't easy but phisically she was awesome... never got sick... the week before she died she was sweeping the floor and doing dishes (my mom and dad would wash it all over again later but she would make a point of doing it herself, always the independent woman).
Brain aneurism popped, she was only alive a couple days to give everyone a chance to say goodbye and went out peacefully... to go at 99 years old without ever having been sick in bed is a freaking gift!
Carry on now...
I am thinking similarly, if something is wrong the treatment seems just as bad as letting nature take its course. If not. you go through this misery for nothing. Probably never would have made the appt. if not for the wife on my case.