colonoscopy blues

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Jan 23, 2005
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@ the fun house
when your med team finally gets around to posting your ordeal up on youtube & hulu, you have my word i won’t watch it...
 

Autoprax

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Jan 24, 2011
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Vagina Point
who asked for pics? the doc said, pretty clean in there. i was so proud.View attachment 132675View attachment 132677
I don't want to brag but my colon looks way better than this.

I expected it to be a all black and full of tumors. Instead it was a youthful pink.

When they were doing it I couldn't get over how flawless my colon looked.

That was when the nurse told me to stop talking.

But I was like, "No, really! Look at that thing. It's beautiful!"

"You already said that! Stop talking!"

"But no, look at it! Have you even seen such a beautiful colon! That is the colon of an 18 year old athlete!"

I was cracking up.
 
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2surf

Duke status
Apr 12, 2004
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www.allcare.com
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to move
and yes, i sharted
if i don't die, really quick
i'll wake up with a sh!t stained dick

yep, getting the dr go pro lookaround at 6am. so stcked. didn't read the directions correctly. mixed 64 oz's of water with the bottle of miralax, and started drinking. nasty ass sh!t, i tell ya. saw the gatorade packets a little later. oops! tastes better, but not much. i think i'll just sit on the toilet until my ride gets here at 5:30. gonna be a long night. any tips from you assholes?
Scheduled for my first colonoscopy on the 15th. Should I be concerned?
 

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Sep 17, 2012
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Scheduled for my first colonoscopy on the 15th. Should I be concerned?
(Neither a Joe hater nor supporter), but if the knice scope tunnels into your azz & looks like your avatar, I sure would be. :dancing:

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