CDC: Chinese coronavirus reaches America

[hal9000]

Chinese coronavirus outbreak has reached U.S. shores, CDC says — Los Angeles Times

An man in Washington state has been sickened by the new coronavirus spreading through Asia, marking the first confirmed case in the U.S.

apple.news

build the wall.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Asians have viruses.

Latinos have bacteria.

Whites/Western Europeans have STDs.

Africans have parasites...and AIDS.

Eastern Europeans have alcoholism and missing fingers.

 

[gbg]

What did the little kid from Somalia get for his birthday?

Buried.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Asians have viruses.

Africans have parasites...and AIDS.

Africans have viruses too. Ebola.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Africans have viruses too. Ebola.

Africans have parasites...and AIDS...and viruses...and wars...and...

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

What did the little kid from Somalia get for his birthday?

Buried.

‘What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?


Cheese on a stick.

 

[grapedrink]

‘What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?


Cheese on a stick.

I thought the answer was “A quarter pounder with cheese”?

Q: how many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of them

 

[Autoprax]

Black Plague survivor decedent claims trestles!

Should I survive.

 

[hal9000]

Black Plague survivor decedent claims trestles!

Should I survive.

Only if you have a rare mutation......a mutation that, coincidentally might also make you more resistant to HIV.

It's like you're always saying....it's better to be lucky than to be good.

 

[ElOgro]

If you needed another excuse to stay locked in your basement...

 

[hal9000]

If you needed another excuse to stay locked in your basement...

i don’t need to make up excuses for that.

 

[$kully]

I blame Trump and his trade deal!

 

[Ifallalot]

A vast pandemic would be the best possible way to combat climate change

 

[hal9000]

I’m sure the Chinese are being totally transparent about this situation.

 

[studog]

A vast pandemic would be the best possible way to combat climate change

ok Ra's al Ghul

 

[afoaf]

A vast pandemic would be the best possible way to combat climate change

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, CORONAVIRUS!!!

 

[hal9000]

ok Ra's al Ghul

 

[Mr Doof]

A vast pandemic would be the best possible way to combat climate change

I prefer a more targeted solution because my immune system is not what it was when I was 25-35.

I wonder what this version of coronavirus is more like:

1 MERS

2 SARS

 

[Autoprax]

I prefer a more targeted solution because my immune system is not what it was when I was 25-35.

I wonder what this version of coronavirus is more like:

1 MERS

2 SARS

I thought people your age had good immune systems.

It's experienced and knows how to fight.

It gets weak when you get old old.

Or maybe I dreamed that?

 

[$kully]

A vast pandemic would be the best possible way to combat climate change

So you want a chinese borne pandemic to combat a chinese borne hoax?



And if you want beef, then bring the ruckus
WU TANG virus aint nutin to fuck with!