Can we talk about the METAVERSE?

TheEl

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Is it just me or is the youth of today completely fooked.
 

sdsrfr

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So it isnt jsut AOL all over again?

either way, we already know what will happen - the sex bots and pedos will inevitably take over.

i still remember pre internet internet. It was really just message boards and chat rooms. we haven’t gotten much further than that other than the added skepticism that you may be talking to an imp.

man, I miss the day of the imp thriving.
 
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TheEl

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Viagra and Enzyte will be upset when they're rendered obsolete by the Metaverse.
no no. While you can fook all day in the metaverse youre still gonna need help rubbing one out on your couch at home.
 

Kento

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no no. While you can fook all day in the metaverse youre still gonna need help rubbing one out on your couch at home.
It's not full sim? Well, what's the good in that?

Maybe it's just easier to hire an escort. :shrug:
 

grapedrink

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It's not full sim? Well, what's the good in that?

Maybe it's just easier to hire an escort. :shrug:
There'll be a fleshlight attachment for your pepis (manparts). Then a headset for the visuals. I'm sure there's at least one company working on a full body suit that fits like a wetsuit that will provide full body stimulation.

You'll be able to bang an avatar of whoever you want, and there'll probably be NFT escorts that have D cups, big DSLs, hair down to their waist, double jointed, and with bisexual tendencies. It'll set you back some crypto though if you want all those goodies.

Not that I've spent much time thinking about this sort of thing.
 

Random Guy

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There'll be a fleshlight attachment for your pepis (manparts). Then a headset for the visuals. I'm sure there's at least one company working on a full body suit that fits like a wetsuit that will provide full body stimulation.

You'll be able to bang an avatar of whoever you want, and there'll probably be NFT escorts that have D cups, big DSLs, hair down to their waist, double jointed, and with bisexual tendencies. It'll set you back some crypto though if you want all those goodies.

Not that I've spent much time thinking about this sort of thing.
If this all doesn’t happen, I’m going to have question every thing I believe about humanity
Not saying that’s a bad thing,
Just would mean I don’t know sh*t about anything
 
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casa_mugrienta

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If this all doesn’t happen, I’m going to have question every thing I believe about humanity
Not saying that’s a bad thing,
Just would mean I don’t know sh*t about anything
He's wrong.

Skip the fancy suits and sex devices.

The likely reality is you'll have some sort of implantable chip that acts as a neurostimulator and can completely replicate the sensations.

"Your wife's mouth feels like the Sahara? Then welcome to Puget Sound. It's pouring here and it never really dries out. Over 100 varieties of the wettest blowjobs await. Only 100 dogecoin."
 

PRCD

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grapedrink

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He's wrong.

Skip the fancy suits and sex devices.

The likely reality is you'll have some sort of implantable chip that acts as a neurostimulator and can completely replicate the sensations.

"Your wife's mouth feels like the Sahara? Then welcome to Puget Sound. It's pouring here and it never really dries out. Over 100 varieties of the wettest blowjobs await. Only 100 dogecoin."
For sure, something like that would bypass all the physical components I mentioned :drowning:
 

SurfFuerteventura

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All I want to know is, when do Sarah and John Connor come into play, when do they break into the Suckbirgs home and shoot him in the knee, when is Skynet (Meta) launching, and finally where do we get together to wipe them from planet earth?

:shrug::computer::socrazy::eek::barf:
 
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