Can we hype this south swell rolling in yet?

[SlicedFeet]

I can never figure out where to surf on a straight 180.

Does that mean I have to drive somewhere, as in fill up the gas tank?

What about parking? Is it all credit cards these days or do coins still work? It’s been awhile.

High tide or Low Tide?

Do Brazilian women still like big screen TV’s?

Do I need stickers on the top of my board to fit in.

Does wearing an Oneill make me a Boomer?

Speaking of stickers, what are the best ones to go on car windows these days?

Do I really have to say “Yewww?”

 

[enframed]

What about parking? Is it all credit cards these days or do coins still work? It’s been awhile.

I will admit that I love that many of the parking meters in Hermosa Beach are coin only.

 

[Chocki]

Show the world how much you love the dankest band ever.

Amazon.com : sublime sticker

And that you ain’t afraid of the consequences of that love.

Court Rules Sublime Sticker Probable Cause to Search Vehicle

The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that a Sublime sticker on the back of a local man’s car was probable cause to search the vehicle for drugs.

thehardtimes.net

 

[LifeOnMars]

Ponto will be pumping perpetually during this run of swell

 

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

Lunada Bay - should be great.
Just be sure to carry your wetsuit down and pick up some trash / make yourself a little patio before paddling out.

 

[Boneroni]

Dude, in order to properly hype a swell you have to give it a catchy name....


La Bomba

My only window to surf that swell is Sat. morning.

I know where to go (wind pending) but am anticipating having to walk a bit to escape the crowd.

 

[sickdog]

Every flat earth map I can find indicates Northern CA South swell will be much bigger than SoCal, and there will be mostly rights at all the beach breaks, and Puerto Escondido will be sheltered. Same as never, and yet the stupidity campaign here continues.

flat earth map - Google Search

 

[000]

hype the constant bad winds

 

[enframed]

Show the world how much you love the dankest band ever.
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Amazon.com : sublime sticker

And that you ain’t afraid of the consequences of that love.

Court Rules Sublime Sticker Probable Cause to Search Vehicle

The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that a Sublime sticker on the back of a local man’s car was probable cause to search the vehicle for drugs.

thehardtimes.net

I mean, if you're gonna profile, at least they did it right.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

I can never figure out where to surf on a straight 180.

Something south facing.

Does that mean I have to drive somewhere, as in fill up the gas tank?

E-Bike

What about parking? Is it all credit cards these days or do coins still work? It’s been awhile.

Bring a lock for your E-bike

High tide or Low Tide?

yes

Do Brazilian women still like big screen TV’s?

yes

Do I need stickers on the top of my board to fit in.

Does wearing an Oneill make me a Boomer?

no

Speaking of stickers, what are the best ones to go on car windows these days?

Do I really have to say “Yewww?”

No talking in the lineup

 

[oneworlded]

Every flat earth map I can find indicates Northern CA South swell will be much bigger than SoCal, and there will be mostly rights at all the beach breaks, and Puerto Escondido will be sheltered. Same as never, and yet the stupidity campaign here continues.

flat earth map - Google Search

Correct. There are no great circles for swells to follow. Only great straight lines. This swell will miss Socal and forget Central America and Puerto Escondido. Alaska and Vancouver island are looking real good for this swell tho. FDR was a flat earther btw. Why else would he have said, "The only thing you have to fear - is sphere itself."

 

[Joshua2415]

A little wonky this morning, but still some fun ones...the calm before the storm.

 

[sponge]

I can never figure out where to surf on a straight 180.

The Wedge.

 

[r32]

I hope the conditions clear up because it's junk right now.

 

[rowjimmytour]

I hope the conditions clear up because it's junk right now.

NW winds been a killer for over 3 months now

 

[sponge]

Correct. There are no great circles for swells to follow. Only great straight lines. This swell will miss Socal and forget Central America and Puerto Escondido. Alaska and Vancouver island are looking real good for this swell tho. FDR was a flat earther btw. Why else would he have said, "The only thing you have to fear - is sphere itself."

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You can actually create your own great circle map here: Great Circle Map Generator (for Amateur Radio)

Assuming the center of the swell fetch is around 44 degrees south (Christchurch NZ latitude), 149 degrees west (Tahiti longitude), here's the azimuthal map.

 

[Autoprax]

Where is the ice shelf that surrounds the flat earth?

 

[Joshua2415]

 

[ElOgro]

You can actually create your own great circle map here: Great Circle Map Generator (for Amateur Radio)

Assuming the center of the swell fetch is around 44 degrees south (Christchurch NZ latitude), 149 degrees west (Tahiti longitude), here's the azimuthal map.

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I’m at around the 52 line. It’s 4’ mexican, wnw wind @ 10kts. I have no idea what that means.

 

[surfapotomus]

I will admit that I love that many of the parking meters in Hermosa Beach are coin only.

Can you still get 2 hours with a shaved penny?