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freeride76

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Do you understand past, present and future?

What about self interest?

What if I said, instead of Australia having 50 million in 20 years time we would all be better off with 25 million?
 

crustBrother

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"i been using it for 15 years and never had any troubles with worms or long relationships"

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[Spoken Intro]
You know, I learned how to dip Copenhagen snuff back when I was into rodeo. I used to be into rodeo, believe it or not. I had a rodeo career that lasted fifteen seconds – that's five bulls times three seconds apiece. But it was a fun career. I don't know how many people have ever been on the back of a bull before, but it's kinda like gettin' in your car and drivin' down the freeway at seventy miles-an-hour and then just chunkin' the steering wheel out the window.
So after that was over, I just stuck with the Copenhagen part of bein' a cowboy. And I've been using it now for fifteen years, and I've never had any trouble with worms or long relationships.

[Verse 1]
Now I went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne
She said, "Please stay 'til Monday," and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big one on me, surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum

[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild

[Verse 2]
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do
She didn't know I's spittin' in my Coca Cola cup
She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up

[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild

[Verse 3]
The moral of this story is so very sad but true
If you stay 'til breakfast friend, they'll wanna marry you
So try my little method and I promise you, no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff 'em out

[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
Copenhagen drives them pretty girls wild
 
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Aruka

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link to a 6 y/o story....one might get the distinct impression that there is some feverish doom-scrolling going on here, working hard to validate this meme.
Feverish doom scrolling??

Ifall??

Never!
 
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Mr Doof

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Jan 23, 2002
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They've been conditioning us for a while now :toilet:
I've been trying for a while. :computer:

For one nephew's birthday when he was 13 (he is 20 now), I gave him:

1 Fungus based "beef" jerky
2 Bacon soda
3 Scorpions lollipop

A few months later, I asked him how they were.

"I traded them away for games."

Man, you try to help the sister-in-law get her kids ready for the coming societal shifts and the kids just don't follow through.

By the way, this is the nephew who had a contest with his brother and friends about who could go the longest without pooping....but I guess this weirdness doesn't carry over to what he eats.
 
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Kento

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ONLY ON REDDIT!!!
I wonder how many people on reddit say "Only on Surfermag!!"? :drowning:


Meanwhile I had a full rack of ribs for lunch yesterday and a solid lamb chop for dinner accompanied with a few beers.

Maybe things are different in Arizona. Hard to grow anything but scorpions and fire ants, I'd imagine. It's OK, with the TexMex on offer there, you wouldn't even notice! :trout:
 
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