Bidens going down and a black woman is gonna be in charge

[$kully]

I predict some wild posts from some of you.

Biden briefly transfers power to Harris while he gets colonoscopy

President Biden temporarily transferred power to Vice President Harris on Friday before he went under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy.Biden had procedure done at Walter Reed Medical …

thehill.com

 

[Autoprax]

Perfect time for another insurrection attempt.

 

[Sharky]

I predict some wild posts from some of you.

Biden briefly transfers power to Harris while he gets colonoscopy

President Biden temporarily transferred power to Vice President Harris on Friday before he went under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy.Biden had procedure done at Walter Reed Medical …

thehill.com

A few years back I had one. I go in and they get me set up and the Doc looks at me and goes, "You know we can do this without any sedation if you want."

"Doc, I not only want all the drugs I'm entitled to, if the guy before me opted out of his drugs, I want those too. I don't want to remember any of this. I don't want to remember you. And by the way, who the fvck opts out of the drugs before this little adventure? What kind of a kinky freak wants to stay awake while you stuff a camera up his ass? And should you really be pandering to that demographic?"

I had the nurse and the Doc

The prep is the worst. Biden will need the super absorbent XXL Depends for this one.

Don't die Gramps.

 

[Autoprax]

I kept saying, "I have the colon of an 18 year old! It's beautiful!"

I thought it was going to be all black like my black devil heart but it pink and fresh looking.

The nurse said, "You already said that. Stop talking."

I was cracking myself up.

They have a pill you take now and you don't have to do the water flush.

 

[afoaf]

that bowel cleanser drink is BRUTAL

 

[ElOgro]

that bowel cleanser drink is BRUTAL

You think that’s brutal? I’ve got a glass of water from the “potable” water system in Barrio for you on your next trip.

 

[afoaf]

You think that’s brutal? I’ve got a glass of water from the “potable” water system in Barrio for you on your next trip.

I bet it works better

the hospital one didn't kick in for 6 hours....like an hour before they came in for me with the gurney

I was so scared I was going to poop on the operating table, I warned the doctor (with all the student observers watching)

then they put an epidural in me and I have zero recollection of anything after

I feel like I sound like 2surf...am I 2surf?!

something something anchor baby mexicans something

 

[ElOgro]

I bet it works better

the hospital one didn't kick in for 6 hours....like an hour before they came in for me with the gurney

I was so scared I was going to poop on the operating table, I warned the doctor (with all the student observers watching)

then they put an epidural in me and I have zero recollection of anything after

I feel like I sound like 2surf...am I 2surf?!

something something anchor baby mexicans something

For those hard to reach spots.

 

[Sharky]

Back to Biden going down, I heard his false teeth are missing...

 

[Autoprax]

Clinton was in the hospital in Irvine and my friend's friend works there and my friend texts her freind, Oh, Clinton is there.

So the friend who works there enters his name on the work computer just to see.

Later that day, the secret service show up and they fire her on the spot.

Opps

 

[griffinsurfboard]

I had both top and bottom done
I just woke up and the doc said I just had 2 polyps
a few days later they had me swallow a tiny camera and had me wear a belt with a recorder for 8 hours
All good

 

[VonMeister]

I predict some wild posts from some of you.

Biden briefly transfers power to Harris while he gets colonoscopy

President Biden temporarily transferred power to Vice President Harris on Friday before he went under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy.Biden had procedure done at Walter Reed Medical …

thehill.com

You should be ashamed for judging Kamala by the color of her vagina.

 

[test_article]

I kept saying, "I have the colon of an 18 year old! It's beautiful!"

I thought it was going to be all black like my black devil heart but it pink and fresh looking.

The nurse said, "You already said that. Stop talking."

I was cracking myself up.

They have a pill you take now and you don't have to do the water flush.

I've never encountered a colonoscopy team that would tell me any colonoscopy jokes.

 

[manbearpig]

Does this mean no more farts for the clowns to get upset over?

 

[griffinsurfboard]

All my farts are Presidential !!

 

[Ifallalot]

I predict some wild posts from some of you.

Biden briefly transfers power to Harris while he gets colonoscopy

President Biden temporarily transferred power to Vice President Harris on Friday before he went under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy.Biden had procedure done at Walter Reed Medical …

thehill.com

Is this how they finally dispense of him?

Also, why are you so racist and sexist? What does the VPs demographics have fuckall to do with anything?

 

[Random Guy]

Clinton was in the hospital in Irvine and my friend's friend works there and my friend texts her freind, Oh, Clinton is there.

So the friend who works there enters his name on the work computer just to see.

Later that day, the secret service show up and they fire her on the spot.

Opps

As I was reading this, I was thinking, what? You can’t look up people in the hospital just because
The person who did this probably was well aware it was against the rules
But figured no one would notice
There’s computers
They track stuff
Poor choice led to expected outcome
I wonder if that’s on some permanent health worker record

 

[Autoprax]

As I was reading this, I was thinking, what? You can’t look up people in the hospital just because
The person who did this probably was well aware it was against the rules
But figured no one would notice
There’s computers
They track stuff
Poor choice led to expected outcome
I wonder if that’s on some permanent health worker record

I will relay your sentiments.

 

[Random Guy]

I will relay your sentiments.

Please convey what some stranger you know on the internet said
When you wrote something on the internet
About them

Sounds like a fun conversation
Let us know how it goes

 

[VonMeister]

Please convey what some stranger you know on the internet said
When you wrote something on the internet
About them

Sounds like a fun conversation
Let us know how it goes

You are terrible at haiku.