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Random Guy

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I'm 67. That puts me in the 77 to 87 range, gee thanks. After 60 you start looking for the cubs. Half your age + 7. I'd make an exception down to 35 under the right circumstances if it was up to me. Not worth getting my genitals cut off slowly with a rusty machete.
when you’re 20-35, cougars Are anywhere from 30(that’s no cougar really) - 55 , and, like cougars are supposed to be, potentially ok and potentially, well, not so desirable
when youre 67, cougars would just be gross
 
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ElOgro

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when you’re 20-35, cougars Are anywhere from 30(that’s no cougar really) - 55 , and, like cougars are supposed to be, potentially ok and potentially, well, not so desirable
when youre 67, cougars would just be gross
That's why you go for the cubs if you're gonna go. Future cougars.
 

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I went to a known cougar bar in Palm Springs when I was in my 40s With a bunch of people I work with.
what a weird experience that was
i was a spectator of the scene, and chose not to participate
my interp swung back and forth between amused and grossed out
 
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ElOgro

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I went to a known cougar bar in Palm Springs when I was in my 40s With a bunch of people I work with.
what a weird experience that was
i was a spectator of the scene, and chose not to participate
my interp swung back and forth between amused and grossed out
A prerequisite is having a BAC over 0.15.
 

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I went to a known cougar bar in Palm Springs when I was in my 40s With a bunch of people I work with.
what a weird experience that was
i was a spectator of the scene, and chose not to participate
my interp swung back and forth between amused and grossed out
My son was out with friends at an establishment to see a band. This fine place is known to attract cougar clientele. Much to his surprise, he recognized a few divorcee moms on the prowl. Like RG, he said he was both amused and grossed out at the same time. That didn't stop him and his friends from taking pictures of said moms making our with prey and sending them to their children.
 
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plasticbertrand

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Screwing in a JAcccusi sucks.

The pussy juice gets washed away by the water and it's hard to get it in if you got a big one.
I had a brit gf once who was great in bed but have never climaxed in her life.

Until we did it in the jacuzzi.... it was the lack of p-juice that did it. :dancing:
Not so fun for me tho. :roflmao:
 

Mr Doof

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I want to get hammered and screw the cougar.

Not the bobcats?


“Cougars” are over 10-20 years older than whatever age you are now
as you get older, your definition of cougar hats older
and less appealing
exponentially less appealing
Source
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion


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