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sushipop

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Feb 7, 2008
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The Dagobah System
Did you catch this smirk on Yuri's face?

We all know what happened afterwards.

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Ok so i bit the bullet and wasted, ahem, spent 4:13 of my life on that clip. Did anyone else get porn movie opening scene vibes from the fake set up on this? Like “oh hey, what are you doing here? Is your cable not working? Let me take off my tool belt…”
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toowalled

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Jul 3, 2014
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You guys think this version would make it more usable in average socal waves?
 
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MathDebater

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Apr 13, 2016
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It seems like it would. My regular SWTM seems more dependent on shape than size, I imagine the wider version would help with the issues in softer conditions.
 
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oeste858

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Sep 11, 2017
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It seems like it would. My regular SWTM seems more dependent on shape than size, I imagine the wider version would help with the issues in softer conditions.
Seems similar to the “Twinsquish” version DA that @kool-aid recently yolo’ed. I like the idea, but then it probably overlaps more with Plasmic

also, Yuri is such a kook and his “content” is getting cringier the more followers he gets. I have zero interest in watching him surf any of the boars he “reviews”. Saw the girl was not remotely attractive- aside from being tan and blond- so couldn’t be bothered to watch it.
@jkb I don’t think he’s getting boars for free, or at least he wasn’t before. He talked about buying stock boars off the album site with Matt.
 

sdsrfr

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Jul 13, 2020
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You guys think this version would make it more usable in average socal waves?
SoCal has a gutless problem. I don’t think foiled tails and gutless waves get along.

I didn’t like my 5’7 lightbender in smaller stuff and I don’t think my 5’8 twinsman is any worse in it.

get a plasmic if you want to skate.
 

silentbutdeadly

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Sep 26, 2005
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Tower 13
also, Yuri is such a kook and his “content” is getting cringier the more followers he gets. I have zero interest in watching him surf any of the boars he “reviews”. Saw the girl was not remotely attractive- aside from being tan and blond- so couldn’t be bothered to watch it.

Anyone else think that this chick dumped Oeste back in the day?

I kid I kid

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kool-aid

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Aug 28, 2003
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Seems similar to the “Twinsquish” version DA that @kool-aid recently yolo’ed. I like the idea, but then it probably overlaps more with Plasmic

also, Yuri is such a kook and his “content” is getting cringier the more followers he gets. I have zero interest in watching him surf any of the boars he “reviews”. Saw the girl was not remotely attractive- aside from being tan and blond- so couldn’t be bothered to watch it.
@jkb I don’t think he’s getting boars for free, or at least he wasn’t before. He talked about buying stock boars off the album site with Matt.
That's a whole half inch wider and 2.5L more volume than the 5'7 I YOLOd.

It's hard to say how well that would grovel. I still haven't had a chance to ride mine and won't be able to for some time.

I don't think it's going to be a full-on groveler but I'm willing to bet mine will happily go down to the waist-high range.

With that kind of width and volume, you're starting to get into puddle jumper territory.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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Have at it. She looks like Joe Camel. Or like she just lost an MMA fight.
Would you say she is more attractive than The Sea Hag Steph Gilmore?
The girl in the video has an above average body for a woman in her age range that looks pretty good, which is all that matters from a scientific perspective.

In straight males she will trigger an impulse.

Steph Gilmore literally looked like a man before she got surgery (I've posted some of those pictures before).

Are you married?
 
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