Posting my review of Aruka's Padillac:
Beautiful board, looked great on wall. About a foot and a half longer than anything I ride around here, so those dings are from me waving it around indoors while baked, pretending.
(extremely unlikely event I paddled it out)
Uhhh, yeah, so Sharkbiscuit paddled out. No idea what he was thinking; you're a long way from Slopteenth Ave North, bud. Judging from the brown markings about mid-board where the "assid" ate into the glass job, he shat hisself furiously right about the time he got smashed and died. Board's fine though other than the skidmarks.
Beautiful board, looked great on wall. About a foot and a half longer than anything I ride around here, so those dings are from me waving it around indoors while baked, pretending.
(extremely unlikely event I paddled it out)
Uhhh, yeah, so Sharkbiscuit paddled out. No idea what he was thinking; you're a long way from Slopteenth Ave North, bud. Judging from the brown markings about mid-board where the "assid" ate into the glass job, he shat hisself furiously right about the time he got smashed and died. Board's fine though other than the skidmarks.