2020 can fck off!

ElOgro

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Excellent! Congratulations! What GWS said. Your work is done, now stay out of the way. Go surf? I did.

Good to have the ohana close at hand, our aunties and uncles were within a 5 minute walk when the kids were little.

Our kids are all grown up, their kids aren’t. Many grandchildren for you!
 
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PRCD

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Congratulations on gittin 'er dun!. What GWS said. We add no value in the delivery room and seeing a delivery makes you think much differently about your wife's vag.

Read Harvey Karp for the part where you come in.
 
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b.r.

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Thank you everybody for the positive affirmations!

Wife wants me to surf as much as possible until due date. Feels like a trap.
18 years ago i was in your boat, after my first child was born i joined the erbb and surfed on the net and not as much in the water as I did the year before. but don't worry you won't lose any sleep over that because you won't be sleeping! Wahhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, at least that was my experience...
congrats, being a dad is awesome!
 

bluemarlin04

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Thank you everybody for the positive affirmations!

Wife wants me to surf as much as possible until due date. Feels like a trap.
Better get as much water time as you can.

Having a newborn is a very diff experience and surfing will quickly fall off
 
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One-Off

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Jul 28, 2005
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Thank you everybody for the positive affirmations!

Wife wants me to surf as much as possible until due date. Feels like a trap.
I would volunteer do the "third watch" from 3 or 4 in the morning until 6 and then dawn patrol. I actually surfed a lot when our daughter was an infant. You got this.
 
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Mr Doof

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1 Congrats on deciding to raise a child.

2 Be kind to your wife's changing body and mind, but as she has a pretty good soul, this should be easy enough.

3 When is the child naming contest? I cast my vote for Dažbog.

Wife wants me to surf as much as possible until due date. Feels like a trap.
4 It isn't a trap, but she is testing out how to keep your hands off her.:p
 

SrPato

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Jul 12, 2005
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1. floor
2. surfboard
3. water time
4. sexy time
5. tools
6. upholstery
7. ...
Ha Ha! And you've got it X3!!!!
Last night I was awakened by a yelling match between my wife and soon to be 19 y.o. son. It had something to do with being an only child and thinking he knows everything. Sounds pretty normal to me. Well, you have that to look forward to. :monkey:
 
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