2020 can fck off!

GWS_2

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Congratulations.


“we’re having”. :shameonyou:
"She's having."

If I had to pass a bowling ball after sex there would be NO sex happening.

I'm old school. A man's place is across the street from the hospital, in a bar, handing out cigars.

I heard a comedian say that "Watching your first child being born is like watching your favorite restaurant burn down."

I concur.

:ROFLMAO:
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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I'm old school. A man's place is across the street from the hospital, in a bar, handing out cigars.
My old boss's husband told me a story like this. His father-in-law was a WWII vet, old school guy.

When his wife was pregnant with Child #1, they both wanted to be there. Then his daughter had her first contraction and apparently let out a scream and a half. He apparently almost keeled over on the spot. Boss's husband suggested he'd stay, father-in-law should see to some drinks and cigars at the VA, and his father in law confirmed and it worked out well for all.