“I just aced the cognitive tests!! ACED them!!”

Random Guy

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Similar experience. Dinner with girlfriends family. I was the only one who didn't drink. On the way home I got in a head on collision. About 1 am, I can only think the other guy fell asleep. I can only imagine the what ifs if I had said yes to a glass of wine.
Damn. Head on?
i hope everyone is ok
 

Kento

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The Bar
And that the doctors were surprised he even passed it.
I hear that, because of Trump's accomplishments, Article II of the Constitution will be revised to include the new requirements for President of the United States:

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, demonstrated the ability to tell a camel and an elephant apart, shown the ability to remember 5 words, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.