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    Car totaled question

    I'm glad you got sideswiped. I'm glad the frame is bent and the entire rear panel destroyed. I'm glad you drive a worthless piece of junk. I'm glad your worthless, totalled, oil eating piece of junk with a bent frame won't pass emissions.
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    Earthquake

    I'm glad you felt the floor shaking. I'm glad nothing fell. I'll be glad if your screen door broke. I'll be extremely glad if Spoonfish caused the shaking unbeknownst to all involved.
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    Car Insurance Went Up Again

    I'm glad insurance went up. I'm also glad they asked 000 for another $500.
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    Kooks and Negligence

    I'm extremely glad that Mark Olson's back was sliced open by Patrick Saville's surboard fin at Miramar Beach in July. I'm also exponentially glad that Mark Olsen lost his first and second round lawsuits and that the king of drop ins, Shaun Tompson, and the ancient ex-pro, Ian Cairns were expert...
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    NFL

    I'm glad the 49ers once again fail and lose their chance at glory.
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    Careful of the latest scams

    I'm glad the caps lock button on your keyboard won't turn off.
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    Chubbs Peterson = DONE!

    I'm glad there is no tomorrow for Apollo Creed.
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    Chai Spice is…

    I"m glad you only have chai spice for your coffee and don't like it.
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    Official Carroll v Trump RAPE Trial thread

    I'm glad the libs are owning you.
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    The Sunrise Shack, a tech company?

    I'm glad Koa Smith and Rothman's diminishing vlog revenues and brand ambassador schwag gear are such they need to get real jobs to sustain their lifestyles.
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    Caught inside

    I'm glad you're getting held down, mowed by set waves, taking lips on the head and snapping surfboards after ditching them.
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    If Trump wins in 2024?

    I'm glad you sent it all home with herpes.
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    Mouse at the Wires in My Car Engine

    I'm glad rodents are causing you high automotive expenses.
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    erBB alumnus makes West OZ news for naughty behavior...

    I'm glad Veronica Gray is getting her fudge packed, and packing her own fudge.
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    What is the best smell ever?

    I'm glad you cup your hand over your ass, fart, and then cup your hand over your face, in private and in public. I'm also glad you pull the covers over your own head instead of your wife's when you fart in bed.
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    Logic has eluded Zeke

    I'm glad that Zeke Jacob Szekely is mad at Jimmi Cane.
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    Something I Learned Today

    I'm glad you finally learned something.
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    Who is at fault? Bicyclist or Trucker?

    I'm glad your dad was hit by an F250 while cycling on the sidewalk.
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    Christmas = Broken Dongs In Germany

    I'm glad Germans are fracturing their penises.
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    5 Guys

    I'm glad you prefer to blow 5 guys instead of eat at 5 Guys.