OK, I'll get real specific.
I live in central OC and my boy is almost 17 (not sure what category that puts him in) and goes to Corona del Mar HS. He's on the baseball team and the boys all hang out as a group. They are the quintessential American kids. They like pick up trucks, boats, guns...
If I've learned anything in my professional life, it's that if you express displeasure with your given nickname, it becomes your permanent nick name.
Besides, I can't figure out why you don't like it. It's very flattering and likely to peak the interest of all the ladies here on the erBB.
When I started lurking in this forum about 2008, it was an absolute comedy show.
I couldn't believe how many witty and creative people all found each other in one place.
Great story tellers.
The vibe is completely different now, but I keep coming back in search of the occasional gem.