The erBB (myself definitely included) will shame anyone that's not riding a hyper-domestically shaped one-off. The reality is that these sh!tty stoner bro-brah business practices drive consumers to OTR and/or companies like FireWire.
"It's at the glassers"
"It'll be done in 2 weeks"
Agreed. The most "groudbreaking" new models in recent memory were the Hypto Krypto and Tomo. A fish with a roundtail and a wakeboard with more volume. Well, maybe that's too simplified but you get the gist.