Donald J. Trump is publishing a book of photographs celebrating his time as president, according to a statement from his office.
Titled “Our Journey Together,” the book includes more than 300 photographs and captions written by Mr. Trump.
Using a variety of sources, a plethora of informants and a singular desire to post the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I have received an early release of several of the captions created by Trump to accompany his soon-to-be released #1 Best Seller picture book, available soon.
For the edification of several of you, I shall share them here.
Remember, these are all written by Trump himself.
Caption #1" "ME, walking down an escalator."
Caption #2: "ME, standing in the door of an airplane."
Caption #3: "ME, walking in front of some old English woman named Liz."
Caption #4: "ME, pushing some nobody out of the way so I'll be front and center."
Caption #5: "ME, mocking a disabled reporter by imitating him."
Caption #6: "ME, blowing Putin in public at Helsinki."
Caption #7: "ME, drinking a glass of water using only one hand." (Rare photo.)
Caption #8: "ME, holding up a piece of paper I signed."
Caption #9: "ME, wrapping a flag around myself to appeal to simpletons."
Caption #10: ME, encouraging patriots to "Fight for our country." January, 6th. 2021
There's 290 more but I'm between naps so have to get going here.
Oh, you can order your copy for a piddling $74.99 not autographed, but for $229.99 you can have a copy autographed by Trump himself.
You can get a reasonable facsimile of a Trump autograph by finding a constipated Caterpillar, dipping it in ink and then turning it loose on a piece of paper.
Nobody will know the difference.
Trying to be helpful.
Take care.
Titled “Our Journey Together,” the book includes more than 300 photographs and captions written by Mr. Trump.
Using a variety of sources, a plethora of informants and a singular desire to post the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I have received an early release of several of the captions created by Trump to accompany his soon-to-be released #1 Best Seller picture book, available soon.
For the edification of several of you, I shall share them here.
Remember, these are all written by Trump himself.
Caption #1" "ME, walking down an escalator."
Caption #2: "ME, standing in the door of an airplane."
Caption #3: "ME, walking in front of some old English woman named Liz."
Caption #4: "ME, pushing some nobody out of the way so I'll be front and center."
Caption #5: "ME, mocking a disabled reporter by imitating him."
Caption #6: "ME, blowing Putin in public at Helsinki."
Caption #7: "ME, drinking a glass of water using only one hand." (Rare photo.)
Caption #8: "ME, holding up a piece of paper I signed."
Caption #9: "ME, wrapping a flag around myself to appeal to simpletons."
Caption #10: ME, encouraging patriots to "Fight for our country." January, 6th. 2021
There's 290 more but I'm between naps so have to get going here.
Oh, you can order your copy for a piddling $74.99 not autographed, but for $229.99 you can have a copy autographed by Trump himself.
You can get a reasonable facsimile of a Trump autograph by finding a constipated Caterpillar, dipping it in ink and then turning it loose on a piece of paper.
Nobody will know the difference.
Trying to be helpful.
Take care.