Baby in a Well

enframed

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Del Boca Vista, Phase III
America needs a new well baby. It's been a while. It's the only thing that can save us.

Or at least a movie about a baby in a well followed by a documentary about the making the movie about a baby in a well.
 

GWS_2

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Aug 3, 2019
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Another 9/11 could do the trick. Maybe a chem attack. A small nuke. A dirty bomb. A massive EMP weapon. Barbarians at the gates. (y)
 

$kully

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Feb 27, 2009
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I honestly think we are so divided that we couldn’t even unite around a baby in a well.
 

afoaf

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Jun 25, 2008
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it's funny how they just toss the teen aside as soon as the baby comes out!

so apropos....
 

afoaf

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Republicans: Democrats built the socialist wells to capture our precious children
 

Autoprax

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it's funny how they just toss the teen aside as soon as the baby comes out!

so apropos....
One time I was a box boy and car engine was on fire in the parking lot and I put it out by smothering it with a rag I found on the ground.
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The firemen showed up and I was burned and blackened.

I was like, "I put the fire out! I put the fire out!"

I thought that would treat me like a hero. .

They were like, "Get out of here, kid!"

Then I went inside and my manager yelled at me for being gone for so long (5 minutes).

I was like, "But I put out a car that was on fire!"

"Yeah, yeah, go get some carts!"

The ingrate response is a real thing.