Time Machine

gbg

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I would buy Huatulco and all the points within 60 miles.
 

Subway

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I would buy Huatulco and all the points within 60 miles.
Cartels would have had their Say sooner or later. Norteamericanos are far more compliant and mostly follow the rules of ownership and laws and social contract etc
 

Peter1

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Easy. As much of Noosa as I could snap up.

Perfect combination of setup, semi-tropical climate, warmish water, wind protection and works on tiny to giant swells.

An easy 300 days of surfable waves a year, maybe more.
 
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Autoprax

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I wrote a short story about surfers who use their dads time machine at Cal Tech to surf empty malibu and they get killed by Chumash Indians because one of the surfers who went back in time tried to screw one of the hot Chumash Indian girls from the past and the Indian dudes who were hoping to bone her didn't like it.

I used to have such a vivid imagination before it was crushed by life's harsh realities. :poop:
 

Sharkbiscuit

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I wrote a short story about surfers who use their dads time machine at Cal Tech to surf empty malibu and they get killed by Chumash Indians because one of the surfers who went back in time tried to screw one of the hot Chumash Indian girls from the past and the Indian dudes who were hoping to bone her didn't like it.

I used to have such a vivid imagination before it was crushed by life's harsh realities. :poop:
The student you have a crush on spent all weekend getting plowed by a poncho-changing guy with a Monster energy motocross t-shirt he paid $35 for and a wavestorm.
 
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Autoprax

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The students you have a crush on spent all weekend getting plowed by a poncho-changing guy with a Monster energy motocross t-shirt he paid $35 for and a wavestorm.
fxt

It's weird how some of those 18 year old girl can still get to me.

They are just coming into their powers and they are flirting hard.

You are around them for 16 weeks and then at some point it's like a switch gets flipped. It's like biology or something.

When that happens, they know it.

I blush and have to turn away.:p

 

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I wanna get toobs and stuff, but not over 2' deep razor sharp reefs when I'm an old man. Barrels, points, etc. Ranch or La Jolla.
 

GDaddy

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Buying your spot in paradise wouldn't be enough. You'd need the State to control it for you, too.