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    Would anyone mind if I started another Mike Tyson thread?

    Fuck even in those short little training videos people keep popping out of Mike... even in short bursts, his footwork, speed and power is still so next level. Nobody really fights like that.
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    Kelly Slater - DONE

    It should be a trans-only league. Either direction is fine.
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    Would anyone mind if I started another Mike Tyson thread?

    Hear, hear. He's monetized the punchable face vibe to an extent that people will pay big money on just the off-chance they get to see him get his ass kicked. He's also smart enough to challenge the (mostly) toothless lions. He may have lost the hubris bet on Tyson though. Jake Paul better hope...
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    Would anyone mind if I started another Mike Tyson thread?

    Tyson has to finish it first round. Which he can do. But every 10 seconds after that is to Jake Paul's advantage. Tyson is almost 60 and smokes a ton of weed and eats handfuls of mushrooms. I'm sure he still has that crazy power but even with two minute rounds, he's going to gas. That said...
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    Kelly Slater - DONE

    Kelly and I are the same age. The first time I ever saw him surf in person was at small Backdoor in like 1990. I literally could not believe what I was seeing. No one could. All these years and all these titles and all these seemingly unbeatable records later, and he is still dangerous in a...
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    Happy Birthday PPK!

    Happy birthday you legend
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    wsl adds a gamer as ceo. a fucking gamer! hahaha.

    "Former Head of Publishing at Riot Gaming?" This has very "met him at a Pt. Dume barbecue and we bonded over our newfound surf spirituality" vibes. They are really scraping. If you've never been barreled and/or no one has ever threatened to kill you in the water, you have no business running...
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    alive or dead, who do you miss from the erBB?

    You telling me you don't own a mirror? :roflmao:
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    How Surfers Get Paid

    The way surfers are increasingly getting paid is by having to procure actual employment. I imagine that's pretty jarring for many of them.
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    Car Insurance Went Up Again

    He'll figure it out soon enough. LA is a hell hole unless you are uber rich. Then it's just lame. Also I'm tripping your kid is 24!
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    Facebook/Instagram/Threads down hard

    That's so awesome
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    Rickoray

    Rickoray... one of the coolest OG erBB heads Big ups Rick, you got this!
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    Filipe to retire?

    It must be super weird when Filipe and Moana Jones-Wong run in to each other at Lei-Leis
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    Divorce Thread better than book thread

    Sorry @SurfFuerteventura that is a bummer turn of events. Keep your head up. I feel (weirdly) that my golden years will be spent as a hermit somewhere remote and quiet, and my wife of a quarter century knows this. I told her I need maybe $3K a month and the rest is hers. She said she'll come...