Recent content by SirKooksALot

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    Conjoined Twin Gets Married

    Damn....that would have been a hard 62 years to live
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    Chris Ward aka "Psycho Ward"

    Loved that band til they got a major label deal
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    RinseKit

    Here ya go, grab yourself a quiver of Gerry's while you're there https://www.costco.com/rinsekit-pro-portable-shower.product.4000147353.html
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    Spain trip: Help Needed!

    your
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    you guys are slipping on another sponsorship change...

    The Florence crap looks generic af, would fit right in with the Costco Da Hui sh!t. I guess there's big money in the covid learner/exxxtreme tech bro crowd sh!t. I figure they'll sponsor Laird or that one Maui tow guy whose name I can't recall soon
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    The official what is the most expensive thing next to you at work thread...

    Come say hi some time, just knock on the front door and ask for me
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    Conjoined Twin Gets Married

    If they aren't this He-man dude every Halloween they are blowing it
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    Conjoined Twin Gets Married

    Would their breakthrough internet video be 2 girls 1 cup or 1 girl 1 cup? Not sure if head count = girl count or what.
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    4/8/24 Solar Eclipse - who's going?

    Climate change bro, climate change. The moon knows about global warming and is trying to do it's part by covering the sun every now and then.
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    4/8/24 Solar Eclipse - who's going?

    Jester King would be a cool place to watch it from
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    Conjoined Twin Gets Married

    If one is horny and the other doesn't want sex is it rape if he goes through with it? Must be weird when taking a sh!t, who gets to decide which websites to browse on the phone? Do they both orgasm or is one harder to please? So many questions.
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    *** Official Shark Thread ***

    Value perceived is value achieved I suppose. I bet 100% of folks that buy one of those will never get attacked by a shark (and wouldn't have been if they weren't wearing one as well)
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    Gliders....

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    Take a Helicopter Tour. It Will Be Fun They Said

    Wow, pilot was calm, cool and collected. Even if I knew WTF I was doing there would have been a whole lotta fucks, shits, sonofabitches and cocksuckers being said loudly