I had one, and it was exactly like you said, mine kinda rode like 10'0 pig. I kinda thought I was gonna get some mid length magic, egg/mini pig awesomeness, I could never get it to work right. I always wanted to try one of his min-zeke models too, but that will have to wait a few years.
I had a pretty reasonable experience, I ordered a custom EZ UP through a shop, and it was about 3 months. I ended up taking the board on a trip with my buddy, his son surfed it once, and I never got it back, haha.