Recent content by Clamsmasher

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    "best" way to reshape glass fins

    That’s why all the orcas have mesh over their blowholes now?
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    "best" way to reshape glass fins

    keep a cheap paraffin candle in your car and rub it over the whole base… lay a spare fin flat side down behind the trailing edge to protect boar
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    Bonzer eggs?

    Hahahaaahhahaaha. I actually masturbated to this
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    Rusty new model looks pretty fun (!)

    Really enjoyed the Dutch Rudder.
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    Modernized 70s single fin

    It’s a reward for the handjobs.
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    Skipper's Surf Review: Is it time to stop hating?

    Watching him surf is like pushing fresh button batteries up my urethra.
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    Picking a Third Travel Board

    Can’t believe nobody has suggested an 8’0” Surftech Nugget.
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    My glistening Günt.

    I am indeed. A lot of people actually mistake me for Occy:sneaky:
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    My glistening Günt.

    Just adequate x underwhelming. But also 175 x 85-90. I’ve bulked up in the gym considerably last year or so and I’m really lost in space with volume. 85 used to be the upper limit of fatcuntishness for me but now I hit that weight lean. I talked to Guntz when I ordered, casually mentioning...
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    My glistening Günt.

    The same reason pornstars use a penis pump. It just hangs meatier.
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    My glistening Günt.

    I ordered a special autistic version of this.... Neo Retro Besides the channels, just an extra subtle bump. It's beautiful and beefy. 33.4lts
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    Fin this board

    Soar Dahlberg Medium
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    ***The Official Mid-Length Thread***

    Oh my god. That is t!ts
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    ***The Official Mid-Length Thread***

    Just got a shitlength twinny. Was a demo for a pro, got it fairly cheap basically ridden once. flat to double, pronounced vee with light double between the feet… not a single rideable wave in sight for a long time.
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    FCS infills for Future boxes.

    I wish these were still around.