Logic has eluded Zeke

[silentbutdeadly]

He's perfect for the new generation social media gobble surfer that comes in packs and annoys the fvck out of every lineup around

 

[stringcheese]

Well there is no easier way to rile up surfers than to talk about who should be taking pictures and where

 

[slipped_disc]

It’s just like the “fight” video he posted on his YouTube. Some rando guys wanted to fight him in the lineup at Oceanside but they could barely surf, just splashed water around and the filmer was there to capture one foot Oceanside clips. Okkkk.

Pretty sure he did one in Mexico too.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

It’s all fake for clicks and comments.
Look how much engagement he’s gotten on the post. It’s probably on everybody’s suggested feed that surfs but doesn’t follow him.

Totes.

I can't believe people are falling for it.

Not to threadjack but something I find really cringey is how many pros reply to instagram posts as a form of self promotion. Fire emoji, etc.

 

[JDJ]

Let me get this right. He shows up with Gravy and Gravy's filmer and presumably filmers of his own. Gravy posts vlog the next day blowing up the place. He even named the spot in the video title. Gravy's vlog even posted where they parked. I can show it to you on Google maps if you'd like. Now the guy is bitching that other filmers blow up spots and got clips of him and posted them? You've got to be kidding me. How fukking tone deaf and self absorbed can this guy possibly be. Is he calling out Gravy, his partner in crime, for posting during this swell? He showed the gate they entered. Showed the parking lot. Showed the trail. Literally drew a fukking road map. As for the following days there were filmers and photographers everywhere. I'm just an old guy from NJ whose days of paddling out on days like that are over but I would have known exactly where to go on a swell like that even without the footage being posted. These are all known spots. What a dickhead.

Such a great shot!

 

[Retropete]

Greedy seaside beaver krypto

Why you picking on me Bro?

 

[npsp]

I think he's specifically referring to this "off the beaten path" spot, with this viewpoint only accessible with DOD/military ID.
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That spot is no more secret than any other SD secret spot.

To get the real gems in that neighborhood you need a boat and know the tides.

 

[stringcheese]

You need a boat to get to the real gems in SLO county, too. I don’t want to give away any secrets, let’s just say you point the boat west and go for like 15 hours or something.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

From surfline post:



Which one of you is ranch beans?

 

[keenfish]

From surfline post:

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Which one of you is ranch beans?

Too bad it wasn't Estes_Greem_Beams.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

why do I think there's a poster on here that had/has that ranch beans avatar?

 

[keenfish]

why do I think there's a poster on here that had/has that ranch beans avatar?

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[Chee-to]

never post raw footage
holy sh!t at this crowd

I'm in this video a couple times. It was not very much fun and I floated down to surf the inside quickly after arriving.

 

[Buoy_maker]

To get the real gems in that neighborhood you need a boat and know the tides.

the eddy swell there was historic.

 

[CutnSnip]

I'm in this video a couple times. It was not very much fun and I floated down to surf the inside quickly after arriving.

that place is supposed to be localized? looks like theyre doing a horrible job.

 

[LBKpilot]

Snowflake poofters and entitled millenials are continually just handing it over back directly unto generation X. Generation X runs it all... I wait for Generation Alpha only they can save the surf world now...

 

[doc_flavonoid]

never post raw footage
holy sh!t at this crowd

and who said surfers today got sh!t style?

 

[Chee-to]

that place is supposed to be localized? looks like theyre doing a horrible job.

Believe it or not, 95% of those folks in the water are LJ through OB folks with a couple well known IB chargers in the mix. And Ben Gravy.

 

[Sharky]

I really miss the violence that used to be a routine part of surfing.

 

[Ranga]

Remember when shame was actually a thing?