October Surprise: Nancy Pelosi’s Home Broken into

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

ok ok, so is everybody lying then?
all media, all police, all fbi, all alternative sources

Who isn't lying to cover something up on this one?

 

[Mr Doof]

Thanks but I prefer body cam footage and dispatch recordings.

Sure, I can understand that, getting as close to first hand information tends to be better.

And I remember this one time I stopped some guy breaking into a car near my work (I had gone out to move my car, 2hr parking hopscotch).

I got him out of the car (he was leaning in through a broken window grabbing at what turned out to be an amp) and he cursed me out, "Explicative explicative, its my car, my stuff!" then walked away.

Across the street was a guy on a phone saying he just called the cops.

Cops show up, interview both of us separately, then together.

We repeat our version of events.

I said it was a white guy with a blue sun tattooed on the back of his neck and he smelled homeless. He said it was an Asian man in blue jeans.

Cops look at us, asking how do we explain the differences.

Mr. Doof: "Like I said, I grabbed him on the calf when he was halfway in the car reaching for that boxy thing. I saw the tattoo up close. A faded blue sun. He smelled like he hadn't bathed in weeks. He shouted at me from about 5 feet away"

Witness #2: "I was on the other side of the street. Looked Asian to me."

As we are all talking, the owner of the car shows up.....


Anyway, want to bet that the body cam footage and dispatch recording will show the following:

1 show two men struggling with a single hammer then the cops rushing in
2 show no 3rd person opening the door
3 call will be less than ideal, difficult to make out what is happening

 

[Mr Doof]

ok ok, so is everybody lying then?
all media, all police, all fbi, all alternative sources

Who isn't lying to cover something up on this one?

1.

2.
Lots of the talk so far reminds me of the official OJ Simpson narrative.

In the end, court of law exonerated Mr. Simpson and no one new has been charged, so officially.....well, someone killed those two and barring a deathbed confession, Mr. Simpson didn't do it.

And the rest of us, all we can do is talk (and get on with our lives), hope we can hire lawyers as good as Mr. Simpson (if the need arises) and are able to mingle that with crap police investigation/DA prosecution.

 

[hal9000]

Some of you morons have really gone far down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Did you take the red pill or the blue one?

 

[Nick Kerr]

The truth is out.

He was not Paul Pelosi's gay lover.
He was not a Magna type
Just a deranged person who was in the country illegally.

I call it a draw maybe inching towards the magatards because he was here illegally.

 

[Mike_Jones]

FBI report (link).

Excerpts:

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I'll believe it when the jury is seated and the charges are this exact version. That's not going to happen. The defense has something like 20 previous versions of this story to point at, all from law enforcement officials.

"Were you lying then, or are you lying now? You can't have it both ways."

Pelosi Attacker Was Progressive and Mentally Ill, Says Ex-Girlfriend
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[Lance Mannion]

I’ve always distrusted Canadian Nudists, especially when they randomly self identify as Jesus.

 

[StuAzole]

I'll believe it when the jury is seated and the charges are this exact version. That's not going to happen. The defense has something like 20 previous versions of this story to point at, all from law enforcement officials.

"Were you lying then, or are you lying now? You can't have it both ways."

Pelosi Attacker Was Progressive and Mentally Ill, Says Ex-Girlfriend
.

So not a gay hooker?

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Police could just release body cam footage. Speculation would stop.

 

[manbearpig]

Police could just release body cam footage. Speculation would stop.

That’s a good joke, I never knew you were such a comedian.

 

[Autoprax]

Some of you morons have really gone far down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Did you take the red pill or the blue one?

They are just baiting with stupidity now.

It's works.

 

[hammies]

A fairly comprehensive article describing the actual indictment in detail:

Shocking new details blow up conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi attack

More details emerged Monday after the Department of Justice filed federal kidnapping and assault charges against David DePape, the man accused in the attack last week against Paul Pelosi, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband.

www.latimes.com

 

[plasticbertrand]

Police could just release body cam footage. Speculation would stop.

Why didn't the police report stop the speculation?

 

[hal9000]

It's funny..... the usual suspects normally say that the home invader should've been shot on sight.

What's different in this case?

 

[Bayview]

It's funny..... the usual suspects normally say that the home invader should've been shot on sight.

What's different in this case?

 

[Chocki]

It's funny..... the usual suspects normally say that the home invader should've been shot on sight.

What's different in this case?

He had Pelosi’s schlong in his butthole?

 

[mundus]

Well. he turned out be a mentally ill red pilled looser, any shame about all the horrible speculation?

 

[Chocki]

Well. he turned out be a mentally ill red pilled looser, any shame about all the horrible speculation?

None. None whatsoever.
Where‘s there’s smoke there’s fire ala the revelations re Pelosi and his nocturnal adventures (emissions?) in the Castro District.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

 

[ElOgro]

Well. he turned out be a mentally ill red pilled looser, any shame about all the horrible speculation?

And worse yet, a white Canadian that overstayed his visa!

That’s shameless.

 

[Ifallalot]

It's funny..... the usual suspects normally say that the home invader should've been shot on sight.

What's different in this case?

If Paul Pelosi was a man, and instead not acting like a hole for an escort, he would have done this

So desperate for gotchas