Pros who were "Cancelled"

casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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It's undoubtedly sh!t - as someone who has surfed Florida, watched the Knicks, moved my bowels the Sunday after a Gator game, and payed Montezuma for Cortez's sins can attest. Also an excellent idea for a Philosoraptor meme to troll some restaurant that serves Detroit Deep Dish.
It has the words deep and dish. And Detroit. That makes it casserole. Neither of you two clowns live on the I-95 corridor, nor are you from the tri-state area, so put a sock in it. I'll never need recommendations on how to lube my asshole with avocado to receive anal penetration, but if I do, I'll know who to ask. When I want input on pizza, I'll ask someone who can see the NYC skyline on a clear day.
You don't know what you're talking about.

Chicago style stuffed pizza is a casserole, not Detroit.

Who cares what a person who can see the NYC skyline on a clear day says...NY pizza is good but just a variation on a theme.

The best pizza is made in Italy anyway.

Source: pizza tourist who eats pizza 2x/week
 

oneworlded

Administrator
Jun 4, 2004
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Murrica
chrisdixonreports.com
You don't know what you're talking about.

Chicago style stuffed pizza is a casserole, not Detroit.

Who cares what a person who can see the NYC skyline on a clear day says...NY pizza is good but just a variation on a theme.

The best pizza is made in Italy anyway.

Source: pizza tourist who eats pizza 2x/week
As someone who was Italy a week ago and loves pizza, I agree with this. Italy is just so rad.
 

Sharkbiscuit

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Aug 6, 2003
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Jacksonville Beach
You don't know what you're talking about.

Chicago style stuffed pizza is a casserole, not Detroit.

Who cares what a person who can see the NYC skyline on a clear day says...NY pizza is good but just a variation on a theme.

The best pizza is made in Italy anyway.

Source: pizza tourist who eats pizza 2x/week
Anything deep dish is a casserole asshole crime against humanity. If you told an Italian that the Pizza Hut looking oven vomit you called Detroit Deep Dish was pizza, they'd suggest immediate asexual reproduction.

But thank you for playing the Italy and tourist cards!
 

casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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Anything deep dish is a casserole asshole crime against humanity. If you told an Italian that the Pizza Hut looking oven vomit you called Detroit Deep Dish was pizza, they'd suggest immediate asexual reproduction.

But thank you for playing the Italy and tourist cards!
Italians?

You mean the people that make pizza al trancio? Go ahead and tell them they’re doing it wrong.

Sicilians with their focaccia style pizza too.

lol

Bring them your Jacksonville expertise.
 

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Sep 17, 2012
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The best pizza is made in Italy anyway.
Whenever a place has "the best" of something they usually also have the worst of the same thing (NYC and Italy for pizza).

Here's their Pizza frutti di mare.

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You mean the people that make pizza al trancio? Go ahead and tell them they’re doing it wrong.
A place called Al Trancio in Italy. Second one down. Hot dog slices and french fries is a common type of pizza in Italy.

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In Italy
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Swallow Tail

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Oct 6, 2017
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Your Mom’s House
You don't know what you're talking about.

Chicago style stuffed pizza is a casserole, not Detroit.

Who cares what a person who can see the NYC skyline on a clear day says...NY pizza is good but just a variation on a theme.

The best pizza is made in Italy anyway.

Source: pizza tourist who eats pizza 2x/week
Never been to Italy, but nothing in US comes close to touching NY pizza for what I like. A big part of it is the water chemistry- dough. I remember as a kid traveling - anywhere- w my family and if we ordered pizza I’d be like “yeah, sorry - that’s not pizza.”
 

keenfish

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May 12, 2002
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I like mexican pizza. With beans and chorizo and poblano peppers.

I recon deep dish with stroganoff would be a winner?

Back to Round Table though. Their combo pie with extra linguica ftw!

Who else got cancelled?

Danny Kwok, John Gothard, Brad Gerlach.