Hey wait, aren't all women bipolar to some degree.
Or as the great Spoonfish said, they are all fucked in the head so at least hook up with a hot one.
On the other hand, you know what's great mental health?
Dropped another 4 pounds in the last 2 weeks, sitting at 210 and scaling down to the 190-200 that I'm aiming for. All this surfboard volume talk and I've never had one shaped where it was even calculated. Probably because the boards were handshaped and didn't come from Mongolia or whatever 3rd world country has a computer. So I had no idea when I ordered that one Lost QuiverKiller (on sale in Classifieds - come one come all!), was humble ability wise and trusted their scale. 39.66 Liters? OK. Sure. No frame of reference. F*cking disaster. I'm still upset at myself - the first board I had bought OTR in 15 years. Never again.
So now I actually entered the Lost Speed Demon dims I've been surfing lately (6'6" x 19 1/4" x 2 7/16") into the board volume calculator and it comes out around 32 liters - dude. 32 vs. almost 40. Bitterness. And board is an extension under my feet (good but not ideal - best boards are an extension of your eyes/mind) but yeah with size 12.5-size feet, it is as loose rail to rail as you might expect. Just been surfing it better and better by the day. And it is fast but holds rail hard through turns (and yet also can slash hard off back foot) so been displacing a fuckload of water when I actually connect/collide with the lip the way I want to.
And there is nothing like a solid lip destruction to positively affect mental health.