FLEX Stretchy Jort (Denim)
Take your workout to the next level with Born Primitive’s jorts for guys! Designed for ultimate performance, these men’s jorts are flexible and comfortable.bornprimitive.com
I'm buying these man. Not only are they jorts, but they're the spandex-infused jeans that @Billy Ocean hates
good lord, you need to read through the following site for at least an hour to regain your bearings:
Dads are the Original Hipsters
Sorry hipsters, your dad was the original hipster and he was killing it back in the day.
dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com
edit - ok apparently you can't scroll through that site anymore, so take this in instead
Jorts
You dad wore jorts before you did and he's got the short frayed denim to prove it. Living the three Rs, he Reused his life-wrecked jeans by Reducing their leg length and Recycling them back into his wardrobe as stylish Danny Dukes. Now every pair of faded favorites could have a second life as his favorite pair of shorts. SO HIPSTERS, next time you're riding a fixie in attire you claim is strictly functional because you can carry your keys and U-lock without having your leg movement constricted, remember this... Your dad wore them because he was helping to save the environment before saving the environment was cool.
PHOTOS: 11 Hipster Trends Your Dad Started
You're not as cool as your dad and you never will be.
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