So what's next?
Nobody really knows for sure. Lawmakers will gather again on Monday to hold another series of votes on a range of alternative plans to May's. But they tried that just days ago and not one of the eight options put forward gained majority backing from lawmakers.

1. Join EU, signing treaty that has Article 50 and whatnot
2. Idiots like Farage: "No Article 50. No Article 50. YOU'RE THE ARTICLE 50"
3. EU: Prepare your anus, Article 50 is going in dry
4. ???
5. Profit!

"Do da chair know we goin' look like some punkass bitches?" - Poot Carr