Originally Posted By: the janitor
Originally Posted By: ifallalot

We're going to have a weight loss contest in our department starting in February. I'm already the skinniest guy but I think I can cut a good portion still. I might try pure carnivore for a month.

start bulking up fast, you only have a week to set your baseline. I'm thinking Popeyes for breakfast and lunch would be a good start

Eating pizza with cookies for dessert would be a far better weight gain program for me

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