Now I know this planet has gone totally fvcking insane:

1. https://www.health.com/weight-loss/keto-friendly-restaurants. Cites McDonalds, Chik fil A, Five Guys, and Dunkin Donuts as viable food options.

2. https://www.womenshealthmag.com/weight-l...to-diet-photo/. Refers to Jenna Jameson as "sexy". Maybe if they referred to her as the skankiest skank in all of skanktown, I'd be inclined to agree.


"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."