Now I know this planet has gone totally fvcking insane:

1. Cites McDonalds, Chik fil A, Five Guys, and Dunkin Donuts as viable food options.

2. Refers to Jenna Jameson as "sexy". Maybe if they referred to her as the skankiest skank in all of skanktown, I'd be inclined to agree.

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."