Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.


You may be a Muslim

IF YOU:


Grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor.

Own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes.

Have more wives than teeth.

Wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon to be unclean.

Think vests come in 2 styles, Bullet-proof and suicide.

Can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against.

Consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

Are amazed to discover that cell phones have use other than setting off roadside bombs.

Have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.