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#2909761 - 02/06/19 08:18 PM
Re: Crude Humor (NSR)
[Re: john4surf]
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Phil Edwards status
 
Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 6673
Loc: CBS, CA
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A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins. Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
“That’s right, Susie, you can go home.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
“That’s right, Mary, you can go.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
“That’s right, Nancy, you may also leave.”
The teacher turns her back. Johnny yells in frustration, “I wish those dumb bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around and she is livid and yells: “WHO SAID THAT?!”
Johnny replies: “Harvey Weinstein. I’ll see you tomorrow?”
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#2912148 - 02/11/19 07:33 PM
Re: Crude Humor (NSR)
[Re: john4surf]
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Phil Edwards status
 
Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 6673
Loc: CBS, CA
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Who in the hell is Steve? Well let me tell ya .... Steve is the accountant guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been? Steve replies: I was out getting a tattoo! A tattoo?' she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly. What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Steve is in the Hospital, room 233.
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