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Re: Some great movie quotes [Re: Kento] #838989
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And you know my name is the lord when i strike down vengence upon you!Boom!

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Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


"The Wright brothers decide to make themselves a flying machine. You fools! You idiots! Whats your problem? everyone shouted, That will never work because plywood weighs more than air! To which the Wright brothers responded, No, it doesnt. The Wright brothers were dreamers."
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Re: Some great movie quotes [Re: Kento] #838993
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DUDE: Walter, you can't do that. These guys're like me, they're pacificists. Smokey was a conscientious objector.

WALTER: You know Dude, I myself dabbled with pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course--

DUDE: And you know Smokey has emotional problems!

WALTER: You mean--beyond pacifism?

DUDE: He's fragile, man! He's very fragile!

WALTER: Huh. I did not know that. Well, it's water under the bridge. And we do enter the next round-robin, am I wrong?

DUDE: No, you're not wrong--

WALTER: Am I wrong!

DUDE: You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ass hole.

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From a movie I guarantee not too many of you have seen. Sick, twisted, and completely bizarre. In other words, my kind of movie! Great monologue right here too:

"You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles - we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. F*ck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are." - Bad Boy Bubby



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can't believe no one has tapped THIS resource..

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a quote i use on a REGULAR BASIS....

Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the ***** does that mean?!


Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man - two chicks at the same time, man.


Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.


Michael Bolton: ***** GOBBLERS!


Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

Milton Waddams: I could put strychnine in the guacamole..


truly, a classic film!


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Yeah, that's a great movie right there! You have no idea how much I identify with that movie...

"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
"That about sums it up for me. " - Groundhog Day



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Frank Booth: Heineken? Heineken? Pabst Blue Ribbon, you phuck!

Frank Booth: Phuck you, you phucking phuck.

Frank Booth: Ohhhhhh mommy, mommy, mommy.

Frank Booth: Don't you phucking look at me!

Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, phucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a phucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're phucked forever! You understand, phuck? I'll send you straight to hell, phucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever

~Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet

One of the best made movies. Ever. One of my top 25 anyway.


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Dennis Hopper is the king. Remember all those crazy commercials he did for Nike several years back?

"The governor of Louisiana gave me this. Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!" - Easy Rider (Nicholson, not Hopper)


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Wow!!!! All these surfers here & no Big Wednesday quotes ? Well here you all go...Squid Lips

[Leroy the Masochist pretends to be insane to avoid being drafted]
Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.

Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.

Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?

Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.

Psychologist: Such as?

Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've dove through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit

Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.

Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?

Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.

Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...

Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.

Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

Bear: That's the lemon next to the pie.

Leroy the Masochist: Why don't you get back to Burbank!

Spectator: Hey, do you surf, man? Are you a surfer?

Bear: Oh, no... Not me, I'm just a garbage man.

Leroy the Masochist: He ain't no hodad Squidlips!

Leroy the Masochist: More beer!

Narrator, Fly: Stay casual, Barlow


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Who's Harry Crumb? is so great it even has Lyle Alzado in it (with the exception of Firestorm [quite terrible], the more former Raiders you put in a movie, the "better" it will be. Goonies, Conan the Barbarian, Action Jackson, Happy Gilmore, etc. etc. but I digress. ). Candy was my favorite comedian by far, can't believe I spaced...


Harry Crumb: I am Djour Djilios.
Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

Mrs. MacIntyre: [looking at photos of her husband cheating on her] You idiot! These pictures are of me!
[Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair] Harry Crumb: What? Let me see those.
Mrs. MacIntyre: Give them here.
Harry Crumb: Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
Mrs. MacIntyre: What?
Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball husband is as low as it gets!
Mrs. MacIntyre: I don't believe this!
Harry Crumb: Believe what you want, lady. But don't believe it here.
Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being!
Harry Crumb: Says you!
(that last is a great comeback to just about anything)

"My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all of my appointments."

Classic movie.


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