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Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... #2996252
08/13/19 11:31 PM
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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996255
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I guess the bartender should be glad he didn't stick his finger up the other end shrug

This will be an interesting one.

I'll keep an ear out at the front line for the errb computer

Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: manbearpig] #2996261
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I guess the bartender should be glad he didn't stick his finger up the other end shrug

This will be an interesting one.

I'll keep an ear out at the front line for the errb computer


I think it’s kind of funny.

I spent New Year’s Eve 2001 at one of the gnarliest gay bars in San Francisco and dudes would just straight up whip out their dicks (if they were actually wearing something to whip out of) and offer it like a plate of appetizers.

Big fooking deal. The little pussy who got some lemon dick sniff needs to man up.

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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: manbearpig] #2996267
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I guess the bartender should be glad he didn't stick his finger up the other end shrug

This will be an interesting one.

I'll keep an ear out at the front line for the errb computer


Use an ear condom. A load in the ear from that guy goes directly to the brain and you’re gonna die a horrible death of stupid.


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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996275
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Dare I ask WTF?

Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996276
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A real man would have punched Lemon out on the spot.....not file a lawsuit. Obviously both are pussies.

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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: GWS_2] #2996284
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Originally Posted by GWS_2
Dare I ask WTF?


Don’t ask don’t tell.


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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996285
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Originally Posted by Duffy
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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: GromsDad] #2996288
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Originally Posted by GromsDad
A real man would have punched Lemon out on the spot.....


Uh, no.

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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: 1whoknows] #2996289
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Originally Posted by 1whoknows
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Why are you clapping so much?


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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: GWS_2] #2996290
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Originally Posted by GWS_2
Dare I ask WTF?


Was up there visiting friends. That’s where they go. Fun times.

I learned that putting a red bandanna in your pocket means you’re into fisting. Left side if you’re the fister and right side if you’re the fisted.

Turns out there is a pretty elaborate bandana color coding system.

Just giving you a heads up that my fooking friends didn’t give me....


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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996291
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Originally Posted by Duffy
Originally Posted by GromsDad
A real man would have punched Lemon out on the spot.....


Uh, no.

You sit down when you pee.....don't you.


What's the difference between conservatives and liberals?

Conservatives get angry when you lie to them. Liberals get angry when you tell
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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: GromsDad] #2996293
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Originally Posted by GromsDad
Originally Posted by Duffy
Originally Posted by GromsDad
A real man would have punched Lemon out on the spot.....


Uh, no.

You sit down when you pee.....don't you.


When I get up in the middle of the night I do. Don’t want to turn on a light and don’t want to piss all over the place.

I’m guessing you’ve never been in a street fight (or any other kind of fight) in your life.


PS: a real man would’ve butt fuckked Lemon right then and there.

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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996297
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PS: a real man would’ve butt fuckked Lemon right then and there.

In the context of this incident, would that be considered self defense confused2
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Re: Don “Dirty Sanchez” Lemon.... [Re: Duffy] #2996304
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Originally Posted by Duffy


When I get up in the middle of the night I do. Don’t want to turn on a light and don’t want to piss all over the place.

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