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Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101] #2962527
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Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101] #2994521
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I wonder if there is a correlation between whether or not the airport has 25 Joe the Juices and whether or not I’m gonna crap my pants in the first 30min of flight.

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Re: Pooping on planes [Re: manbearpig] #2994535
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Originally Posted by manbearpig
fook yay. No shame in my poops.

On way back from Ecuador when I was 17 I was in bad shape. Sick as a dog, couldn�t hold a meal and shitting fire what seemed every hour. Well mid landing, guess what urge comes my way. Tried to calmly explain what I was about to do to a flight attendant and she said hell no. I hesitantly, but instinctively ran to the lavatories as the plane is angled for decent and was making a mud pie as the wheels hit the ground. She was not happy when I exited, I did not care.

A flight attendant stopped my buddy's uncle from shitting on his way back from Costa Rica. He was also in bad shape and then ended up shitting his pants right in his seat because of that censored


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Re: Pooping on planes [Re: ifallalot] #2994553
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by manbearpig
fook yay. No shame in my poops.

On way back from Ecuador when I was 17 I was in bad shape. Sick as a dog, couldn�t hold a meal and shitting fire what seemed every hour. Well mid landing, guess what urge comes my way. Tried to calmly explain what I was about to do to a flight attendant and she said hell no. I hesitantly, but instinctively ran to the lavatories as the plane is angled for decent and was making a mud pie as the wheels hit the ground. She was not happy when I exited, I did not care.

A flight attendant stopped my buddy's uncle from shitting on his way back from Costa Rica. He was also in bad shape and then ended up shitting his pants right in his seat because of that censored


Some airlines lock the bathroom doors during descent...

Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101] #2994554
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Which airline entertained charging for using the bathrooms?

Great way to get water bottles of piss rolling through the cabin.

Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101] #2995584
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Traveler's constipation is real. Pooping on a plane just isn't going to happen for me.


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Re: Pooping on planes [Re: GromsDad] #2996155
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Originally Posted by GromsDad
Traveler's constipation is real. Pooping on a plane just isn't going to happen for me.


for real.. what causes this? Couldn't pass nada for a week a couple months ago after returning from Costa Rica. First times that happened and was horrible. Couldn't work or anything for days.

Then just got from NYC a few days ago and I was backed up till yesterday. Diet stayed conistent, travelled all my life with no problems so not sure why this happens to me all of the sudden

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Originally Posted by CutnSnip
Originally Posted by GromsDad
Traveler's constipation is real. Pooping on a plane just isn't going to happen for me.


for real.. what causes this? Couldn't pass nada for a week a couple months ago after returning from Costa Rica. First times that happened and was horrible. Couldn't work or anything for days.

Then just got from NYC a few days ago and I was backed up till yesterday. Diet stayed conistent, travelled all my life with no problems so not sure why this happens to me all of the sudden



Maybe the airplane cabin pressure causes the backup.. shrug..I'm as regular as can be, do the poop dance every morning while I make the pot of coffee, and every time I have flight before 11am it throws me off schedule by a day and a half....get clear away from me during that day and a half cause the farts are explosive and disturbing...

Re: Pooping on planes [Re: sd_101] #2996244
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I will say that the flights I’ve pooped on, it’s always the way home. Don’t quite get travelers constipation but am less regular (probably due to a disrupted shit-schedule thus have a few backlogs to sort out once I’m headed home.

I’ll also say, without a doubt - coming back home, walk into my place, drop my bags and take the shit-of-my-life. Happens every trip without fail.

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