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List of Gay Surfers #2979031
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List of Gay Surfers

1. You


Sike! Everyone knows surfers can't be gay... and don't anyone say Keala Kennelly because i don't consider women people...

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979032
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Q: Secret aspiration?
A: Buy Pezman's mag and turn it into a piece of crap.
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Are you 12 years old?

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: patrolman] #2979061
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Originally Posted by patrolman
Are you 12 years old?

Emotionally he is. IRL, TMZEE must be pushing 40+ by now confused2


You forgot it was STOLEN?!
Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979063
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Originally Posted by CatchSurff
Laird Hamilton

His wife does look like a dude... last time i said someones wife looked like a dude i got banned permanently... well i said she looked like master splinter

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Originally Posted by patrolman
Are you 12 years old?

And if i was you would want me to PM you?

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979072
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We're all part gay.

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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979092
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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by CatchSurff
Laird Hamilton

His wife does look like a dude... last time i said someones wife looked like a dude i got banned permanently... well i said she looked like master splinter



Gabrielle is actually a pretty striking Woman. Most certainly tall, like Laird. Both make bank. Good kids. Polite. Striking, as a couple.

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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979096
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I have a sense that if you saw her in person she would be very impressive.

Striking is a good adjective.


A threat response is a potent trigger for motivated reasoning.

"People who are right a lot listen a lot, and they change their mind a lot. . . . . They wake up and reanalyze things and change their mind. If you don't change your mind frequently, you're going to be wrong a lot."
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lots of gay surfers or at least gay curious lets just say i had a good time on the gold coast early 90s.

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I don't think the new clownie was expecting that roflmao roflmao roflmao


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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I have a sense that if you saw her in person she would be very impressive.

Striking is a good adjective.


I have.
She was.

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Originally Posted by heelnipstr
I don't think the new clownie was expecting that roflmao roflmao roflmao

i don't think women are equal or should be treated equal... and honestly once they are over 30 they are worthless...
i like women for 1 thing, all else is garbage.

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2979268
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Mods move this to the foil section.


A threat response is a potent trigger for motivated reasoning.

"People who are right a lot listen a lot, and they change their mind a lot. . . . . They wake up and reanalyze things and change their mind. If you don't change your mind frequently, you're going to be wrong a lot."
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These new trolls are terrible, they need to work on their craft.

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We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Last edited by Racer1; 07/10/19 07:10 PM.
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Originally Posted by Autoprax
Mods move this to the foil section.


HA!!!!!!

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: mundus] #2979310
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Originally Posted by mundus
These new trolls are terrible, they need to work on their craft.

Don't worry about us, we don't tell you to keep working on your Kegels...

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by mundus
These new trolls are terrible, they need to work on their craft.

Don't worry about us, we don't tell you to keep working on your Kegels...

Good one, stupid. Raise your game.

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: CCKeith] #2979337
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Originally Posted by CCKeith
lots of gay surfers or at least gay curious lets just say i had a good time on the gold coast early 90s.


roflmao roflmaoroflmaoroflmaoroflmaoroflmaoroflmao
applause2applause2applause2applause2applause2


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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: Racer1] #2979341
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Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.


roflmao

Don’t forget improper sportcoat + jeans pairings

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Originally Posted by BillyOcean
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.


roflmao

Don’t forget improper sportcoat + jeans pairings


So gay, all of it. monkey


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

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Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.


And giant squid.

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Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



roflmao


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Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


if you haven't smoked DMT you have no credibility on any subject in surfing or outside of surfing...
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Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


My entire existence is a failed gotcha
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

Russ Meyer
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I applaud your inclusiveness.

Do you slap a coexist sticker on the toilet after?

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Originally Posted by Kento
Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.

I never courtesy flush. I prefer to assert my dominance with my feces


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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I applaud your inclusiveness.

Do you slap a coexist sticker on the toilet after?


It's implicit.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

Russ Meyer
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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Kento
Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


I make sure to drop a deuce as foul as possible in them in order to offend as many genders as possible.

I never courtesy flush. I prefer to assert my dominance with my feces


Courtesy flushing is way too PC. Maybe a courtesy fart or three before the true dropping of the growler.


Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.

Russ Meyer
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Originally Posted by ClownFace
List of Gay Surfers

1. You


Sike! Everyone knows surfers can't be gay... and don't anyone say Keala Kennelly because i don't consider women people...


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What’s the worst thing about being a paddleboarder?
Telling the children that dad is gay

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I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


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Originally Posted by ifallalot
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.

Pretty much nailed it

Originally Posted by afoaf
Originally Posted by Racer1
We aren't triggered by your homophobia or your sexism, we are triggered by Thailand made boards, Greg Griffin, Deadlifts, ad banners, hard kombocha, Imagine Dragons, Tommy Bahama shirts, Airbnb, beet juice and people who work retail that are too nice.



+transgenders


Add gender neutral bathrooms to the list also


Carrying board with fins out...
Any wetsuit thats not black or 3/2...
Sobriety....
Doctors medical advice

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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.


I have too much respect for men to fook them...

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I have too much respect for men to ever fook them...

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Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

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Originally Posted by Seldom
Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

We made up last fall, unless he pulls those skis out again... I saw him up at IRL the other day i bodysurf their on the reg..
Im not joking about that shit, its super lame and dangerous...
Colin lives in his own little world, i,ve never meet someone from DE that isn't retarded...

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by Seldom
Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

We made up last fall, unless he pulls those skis out again... I saw him up at IRL the other day i bodysurf their on the reg..
Im not joking about that shit, its super lame and dangerous...
Colin lives in his own little world, i,ve never meet someone from DE that isn't retarded...


You have a man crush on Colin?

You cant surf as good as him.

You dont catch as many waves as him, on a ski or not.

Sincerely, another retard from Delaware. 🤠

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by Seldom
Come on man is this perhaps misplaced self-loating over the whole herlihy thing?

We made up last fall, unless he pulls those skis out again... I saw him up at IRL the other day i bodysurf their on the reg..
Im not joking about that shit, its super lame and dangerous...
Colin lives in his own little world, i,ve never meet someone from DE that isn't retarded...


You have a man crush on Colin?

You cant surf as good as him.

You dont catch as many waves as him, on a ski or not.

Sincerely, another retard from Delaware. 🤠

Its also very common in the De middle age surf world to idol worship Colin Herlihy... Dude can't land airs, spent 10 winters doing stepoffs passing them off as paddle in waves... No Youtube channel... i made fun of him on instagram and he made his account private....

P.S. im glad you came to terms with your De retardation

P.S. 2. Me and Colin have a cease fire right now with the deal being only dooms day surf can he bring out the jetski... He even suggested using the jetski to keep him in position so he would not have to walk the beach or paddle out.... I told him that thats unacceptable... He has to paddle out and walk the beach like everyone else.... I see him doing toe ins when 10 year olds are skipping school paddle surfing... its a joke and only someone form DE could be that retarded... Mind you the spot we are arguing about is the best surf spot in 200 miles

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Beat it troll. Both of these retards from DE get more waves than you

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.


This is a semi serious question

Since chicks are used to taking objects in the V, does this mean it is easier for them to take it in the A?

I can’t imagine that taking a c0ck in the ass could be pleasurable, but I also don’t have things inserted into me generally

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Colin Herlihy on sick wave

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I’m glad I have a safe space to ask these questions

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Originally Posted by QuadFin
Colin Herlihy on sick wave

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that was a tow in... not sick, very lame...

Colin is just a blight on eastcoast surfing... An absolute joke... its funny to do a goofy surf thing like Jamie Obrein.. its fun cheeky and proper... Colin would bring his ski out on every single swell starting at Head high waves.. He edits out the ski and passes the footie off as paddle waves...

Colin is a joke of a person but its ok as long as he stays out of the water with Jetskis... This picture is the eastcoast equivalent if someone showed up at the wedge and did step offs for 10 years straight on every swell and posted the pictures on-line, editing out the ski, and calling it legit... the guy is a joke

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
that was a tow in... not sick, very lame...


Tow in and having fun getting barrel, and enjoying life. Yah, so lame. Jaja

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I have a sense that if you saw her in person she would be very impressive.

Striking is a good adjective.


I have.
She was.

Me too!!!!!
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Originally Posted by BillyOcean
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Originally Posted by Autoprax
I think the great thing about being a gay guy is you would get to fook a lot.

Chicks are always putting the breaks on the sex train.

My chick did it this weekend.

I think I tore her pussy, but whatever.

I'm all, suck it up, solider, Auto has needs.


Smash that azz if the panocha is too sore.


This is a semi serious question

Since chicks are used to taking objects in the V, does this mean it is easier for them to take it in the A?

I can’t imagine that taking a c0ck in the ass could be pleasurable, but I also don’t have things inserted into me generally


Ask clownface. Annapolis reared. Takes the BBC on his knees in Dewey Beach gay bars. Jizz swallower for sure.

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People from Delaware seem pretty sensitive

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Originally Posted by ifallalot
That's one of the 7 states I haven't been to

Make sure to check out the chicken farming area, simply breathtaking, smells great too!

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Delaware has some nice beaches

I could be ok with living there actually

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It is both good and bad. Great in May and June. July and August too hot and too crowded. September and October are great months, especially for surf. No crowds. Winter has best surf but really cold.

I may retire there. Make it my legal residence. Live in Chula part of the year. Part of year back there.

Beach areas are expensive for housing. 10 miles inland, a fraction of the cost. Good hunting. Good fishing. Pollution becoming a problem.

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Originally Posted by SrPato
Originally Posted by acnjusa
Originally Posted by Autoprax
I have a sense that if you saw her in person she would be very impressive.

Striking is a good adjective.


I have.
She was.

Me too!!!!!
bowdown


She’s spell binding in looks, charm, and sheer presence. And she’s just plain nice too, which is epic on top of her super human attributes

Ok fan boi out

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
It is both good and bad. Great in May and June. July and August too hot and too crowded. September and October are great months, especially for surf. No crowds. Winter has best surf but really cold.

I may retire there. Make it my legal residence. Live in Chula part of the year. Part of year back there.

Beach areas are expensive for housing. 10 miles inland, a fraction of the cost. Good hunting. Good fishing. Pollution becoming a problem.


Where in Delaware can you surf? Always flat when I am there. I'd love to hear more.

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Indian River Inlet. MD/DE state line. All of ocean city MD. Assateague.

Very weather dependent for swell. Not going to find much June through August and its inconsistent. But there is swell more than you think. You need a flexible schedule to get those good windows of surf.

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Indian River Inlet. MD/DE state line. All of ocean city MD. Assateague.

Very weather dependent for swell. Not going to find much June through August and its inconsistent. But there is swell more than you think. You need a flexible schedule to get those good windows of surf.


Thanks for the info. I travel to DE three times a year. I will check it out more often when i am there.

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Dude can't land airs, spent 10 winters doing stepoffs passing them off as paddle in waves... No Youtube channel... i made fun of him on instagram and he made his account private....


Clearly a kook then roflmao


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Gayness, inclusiveness, This and that and the other.

Everybody gets their turn. Everybody gets a wave whether you suck ass or not.

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Originally Posted by BillyOcean
People from Delaware seem pretty sensitive

you don't know the half of it

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its kind of fitting that the Gay Surfer Thread turned into the DE beaches thread...

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Isn't that where you live sperm slurper?

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Originally Posted by patrolman
Are you 12 years old?

Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Isn't that where you live sperm slurper?


What are you trying to meet up with me you pervert

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by patrolman
Are you 12 years old?

Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
Isn't that where you live sperm slurper?


What are you trying to meet up with me you pervert


Meat him to his face, keiki! Surf off!


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Originally Posted by mundus
Originally Posted by ifallalot
That's one of the 7 states I haven't been to

Make sure to check out the chicken farming area, simply breathtaking, smells great too!


I kind of like the stretch of Delaware from the Ferry Terminal in Lewis down the back roads through DelMarVa on the way to Norfolk. Very scenic and farm country yet close to the beach.


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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by QuadFin
Colin Herlihy on sick wave

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that was a tow in... not sick, very lame...

Colin is just a blight on eastcoast surfing... An absolute joke... its funny to do a goofy surf thing like Jamie Obrein.. its fun cheeky and proper... Colin would bring his ski out on every single swell starting at Head high waves.. He edits out the ski and passes the footie off as paddle waves...

Colin is a joke of a person but its ok as long as he stays out of the water with Jetskis... This picture is the eastcoast equivalent if someone showed up at the wedge and did step offs for 10 years straight on every swell and posted the pictures on-line, editing out the ski, and calling it legit... the guy is a joke


He showed up at my home break a few years ago with the ski on a big swell. Seemed nice enough. His dad was filming. Talked to him for a bit while they towed some of the local kids including one of my sons into the biggest waves they'd ever ridden.


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Originally Posted by Autoprax
Would you talk like that in front of Lard?

Settle down cowboy~



yes, and I'm sure he would agree and thank me for the kind words smile

I'll let you know after thanksgiving

I also just now realize you may not have been addressing me

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I have enjoyed some of the videos Herily has put together in the past but the step off/tow in thing in east coast waves is pretty lame about 99% of the time to be honest. Especially when it's all you do. There's really only been one or two videos I've seen of his where step offs were really warranted.

Nothing against him, but I reckon I'd have a different feeling if I lived in DE. I generally hate the gotta get the insta clip guys and none of them are doing it with ski's (yet) over here.

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In the winter when you have victory at sea conditions followed by hard offshore winds, stepping off gets you into waves you cant paddle into.

Colin does much more than step offs. He is a true waterman unlike this troll Clown face. Colin rips on anything in all types of waves.

Clownface is just green with envy. He probably saw Colin's videos of him in Salina Cruz, ripping and is pissed he is stuck in Maryland with no waves.

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Originally Posted by manbearpig
I have enjoyed some of the videos Herily has put together in the past but the step off/tow in thing in east coast waves is pretty lame about 99% of the time to be honest. Especially when it's all you do.


Do you know how bored in surf you would if you lived Delaware and only regular surfed?

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This thread might as well be soaked in semen.


I've been banned from better websites than this one.
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This thread might as well be soaked in semen.


Elk semen.

There. I said it.


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I want to hear more about Delaware actually

Delaware is starting to seem really interesting

Did anyone ever smoke crack with one of the Biden’s?

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This thread might as well be soaked in semen.


Elk semen.

There. I said it.



erBB elk bukkake. Not that there'e anything wrong with that.


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Originally Posted by ElOgro
Originally Posted by youcantbeserious
This thread might as well be soaked in semen.


Elk semen.

There. I said it.


roflmao roflmao


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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: StinkinHippie] #2980632
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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
In the winter when you have victory at sea conditions followed by hard offshore winds, stepping off gets you into waves you cant paddle into.

Colin does much more than step offs. He is a true waterman unlike this troll Clown face. Colin rips on anything in all types of waves.

Clownface is just green with envy. He probably saw Colin's videos of him in Salina Cruz, ripping and is pissed he is stuck in Maryland with no waves.

What’s he do for a living?

Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2980635
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My guess is realtor with Dad's commerical RE company, but I have no idea who this guy is.

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Originally Posted by ElOgro
Originally Posted by youcantbeserious
This thread might as well be soaked in semen.


Elk semen.

There. I said it.

You're a brave man. bowdown
https://komonews.com/news/local/idaho-man-charged-with-stealing-elk-semen-11-26-2015

you have wade through the bugling but...


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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: CatchSurff] #2980660
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[Linked Image]

He is not gay but now we know who you want to be gay with... Good choice, I am sure he has soft hands.


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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: StinkinHippie] #2980675
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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
In the winter when you have victory at sea conditions followed by hard offshore winds, stepping off gets you into waves you cant paddle into.

Colin does much more than step offs. He is a true waterman unlike this troll Clown face. Colin rips on anything in all types of waves.

Clownface is just green with envy. He probably saw Colin's videos of him in Salina Cruz, ripping and is pissed he is stuck in Maryland with no waves.


Colin is on thin ice with me... He almost Ran over a kid paddling out with his ski...

After they stepoff they go in front of the wave with the ski and the ski driver is looking back at the rider, all the while people are paddling out with a jetski coming at them with the driver not even looking forward...

Its only a matter of time before he runs someone over so he can make gay videos nobody in the surf world cares about or watches... The dude is the biggest kook in the surfing world hands down... He should of stayed a pro bodyboarder rather than the biggest kook pro surfer in the surfing world of the past, future and present...


The dude is mentally retarded because he is from Delaware... and alot of his friends are from Delaware too so they are mentally retarded so it gets really stupid around here and quick.... OCMD surfers can't stand the guy

Look his videos up and see how cool he is... Colin Herlihy

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Originally Posted by manbearpig
Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
In the winter when you have victory at sea conditions followed by hard offshore winds, stepping off gets you into waves you cant paddle into.

Colin does much more than step offs. He is a true waterman unlike this troll Clown face. Colin rips on anything in all types of waves.

Clownface is just green with envy. He probably saw Colin's videos of him in Salina Cruz, ripping and is pissed he is stuck in Maryland with no waves.

What’s he do for a living?


He works at a restaurant

Im so tired off this!!!!!!!! the older surfers in Delaware literally blow this Colin Guy with undeserved respect.... I need a witness, can any real surfers watch Colins surf and give us a real take on this guys respect level in the surfing world... Not the respect of Delawareans... Just because some ShoreBillys think he is relevant in the surfing world doesn't mean doing stepoffs in head high waves needs to be made into a surf video by a pro surfer...

Horrible style
Horrible air game
Horrible social media presence
Horrible hacks
Horrible pumps
Horrible flow
Horrible Turns
Horrible takeoffs
Horrible barrel stance
Just an all around seriously below average surfer, for fook sake Ben Gravy is better ( love you Ben)
Watching him surf is hard to do if you have any respect for the sport of surfing

Now you got me mad... these Delaware people really take me to that edge...

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My god you want to suck his dick so bad.

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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
My god you want to suck his dick so bad.

Surfers can't be gay.... And he is already married to Master Splinter...

Colin and I have a Cease Fire but im not going to honor it because i know he is going to bring that damn ski out again and the War Continues..

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You want us to review him and give feedback?

So, you are him.

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Originally Posted by Racer1
You want us to review him and give feedback?

So, you are him.

Im ClownFace
Yes, please a review by the surf community is long over due..., These Delaware people are driving me crazy with this jet ski is warranted argument and Colin is a good surfer statement...He is not good at surfing, step offs around here are stupid, its dangerous, its against surf etiquette.. And he is passing it off as paddle waves... The New Jersey guys prove you don't need a ski on any EC swell, minus that 10 year swell, but we are not talking about that....

He personally told me that he was going to stop doing stepoffs and start taking surfing a little more seriously... we didn't get any swell last winter so i don't know if he is keeping the deal... the deal is i won't make comments on his Instagram if he doesn't do stepoffs anymore unless its 20 feet... Sometimes i hate the future...

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Have you made any more additions to "the Best of the erbb" lately?

I fear my best work is behind me.


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I hate to do it(agreeing with the troll), but without knowing anything about this Colin guy, tow ins and /or stepoffs are super lame in east coast surf.

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Originally Posted by ClownFace

Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
My god you want to suck his dick so bad.

Surfers can't be gay.... And he is already married to Master Splinter...

Colin and I have a Cease Fire but im not going to honor it because i know he is going to bring that damn ski out again and the War Continues..

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Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: StinkinHippie] #2980882
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Originally Posted by StinkinHippie
In the winter when you have victory at sea conditions followed by hard offshore winds, stepping off gets you into waves you cant paddle into.

Colin does much more than step offs. He is a true waterman unlike this troll Clown face. Colin rips on anything in all types of waves.

Clownface is just green with envy. He probably saw Colin's videos of him in Salina Cruz, ripping and is pissed he is stuck in Maryland with no waves.


salina cruz defines you


if you haven't smoked DMT you have no credibility on any subject in surfing or outside of surfing...
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I dont even go there anymore. Too crowded.

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DO U act gheyer wHen u r cruising teh Beach scenes in DELeware,?

i Heard the
laws R more forgiving there bcauuse their is no surf,.?


U Never kno when some Fat olD Carp will eAt teh whole choclate cak,get sik & quit surfing 4evr
Re: List of Gay Surfers [Re: ClownFace] #2980998
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99% of surfers are gay iMO.

Fags....

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All of you idiots. You all think you are entitled to a piece of the pie. A Big Fvck You, to You.

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Originally Posted by Leaverite
All of you idiots. You all think you are entitled to a piece of the pie. A Big Fvck You, to You.


I live by Prison rules:
Its not going to be my asshole


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A Big Fvck You to You...

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This troll is boring. I'm the wizard of Oz around here.
It's been done over and over . You lack strength and aggravating responses .
You are basically a moron . I made Charles Webster IsUtterlyStupid and Stuart Lanning Jr crack into
Pieces. You're in my playground. If you think you're a smart ass? Look up Corperal Punishment, Eunice, the Ringmaster and 40 other trolls.
I enjoy retards like you. You need to step up you're game and represent. Not make me yawn. Post from you're phone or laptop . I'll find you.
You have now been introduced.
Step up with a better troll.

Otf- out.


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Originally Posted by otf
This troll is boring. I'm the wizard of Oz around here.
It's been done over and over . You lack strength and aggravating responses .
You are basically a moron . I made Charles Webster IsUtterlyStupid and Stuart Lanning Jr crack into
Pieces. You're in my playground. If you think you're a smart ass? Look up Corperal Punishment, Eunice, the Ringmaster and 40 other trolls.
I enjoy retards like you. You need to step up you're game and represent. Not make me yawn. Post from you're phone or laptop . I'll find you.
You have now been introduced.
Step up with a better troll.

Otf- out.

You're a couple of fads behind.. Are you still riding your asymmetrical board?

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Originally Posted by ClownFace
Originally Posted by otf
This troll is boring. I'm the wizard of Oz around here.
It's been done over and over . You lack strength and aggravating responses .
You are basically a moron . I made Charles Webster IsUtterlyStupid and Stuart Lanning Jr crack into
Pieces. You're in my playground. If you think you're a smart ass? Look up Corperal Punishment, Eunice, the Ringmaster and 40 other trolls.
I enjoy retards like you. You need to step up you're game and represent. Not make me yawn. Post from you're phone or laptop . I'll find you.
You have now been introduced.
Step up with a better troll.

Otf- out.

You're a couple of fads behind.. Are you still riding your asymmetrical board?

did you just call OTF a HIPSTER?


homework son...homework. I have hope in you. this? this is not that.

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Haha, are you trying to push the masters
buttons. Shame on you. I love all my posters. But I will
not stand for a bad lame troll. You sir: are on the lame side.
Either I know you, or you're just some credent from another website .
It's all good in the hood. But just post some substance.
Step up and piss off all the of us. If not ? You're just searching.
Get real mad and bad and post you're worst shyt. If not, put you're thong underware back
on and keep posting trivial crap. Gay? Why? You're obviously a closet case. You don't surf?
If you do ? You're a kook. I picture you on a boogie board at rincon on the inside bowl.
Take the penis out of you're mouth, stand up straight , be a man and post a troll worthy.
Be a big boy! Or I'll diminish you!


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Kenny has more real life experience than a couple dozen of you hipster retards.

Steakum out...

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Originally Posted by otf
Haha, are you trying to push the masters
buttons. Shame on you. I love all my posters. But I will
not stand for a bad lame troll. You sir: are on the lame side.
Either I know you, or you're just some credent from another website .
It's all good in the hood. But just post some substance.
Step up and piss off all the of us. If not ? You're just searching.
Get real mad and bad and post you're worst shyt. If not, put you're thong underware back
on and keep posting trivial crap. Gay? Why? You're obviously a closet case. You don't surf?
If you do ? You're a kook. I picture you on a boogie board at rincon on the inside bowl.
Take the penis out of you're mouth, stand up straight , be a man and post a troll worthy.
Be a big boy! Or I'll diminish you!



poke Gayest post on this thread.




Gayest post of the Summer.

Possibly gayest post of 2019.

Well done, sweetie!

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